Tonight’s Top 10 Shows, Monday, Jan. 23rd

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By NotWithoutMyTV | Monday, January 23, 2012 | 10:44 am | 0 Comments
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Monday, January 23

The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) Jennifer and Rachel get one-on-one dates; Ben takes eight lucky ladies horseback riding; Ben surprises a bachelorette at the after party; Emily warns Ben about one of the women.

Courtney’s fiendish plot to rule the world unaccountably requires the destruction of a greasy-haired young man named Ben…

Gossip Girls (CW, 8 pm) Schemes are planned to ensure Blair’s bachelorette party is a night to remember.

Birthday parties are Ridiculous’s specialty!

Hoarders (A&E, 9 pm) An ex-Marine faces a city order.

“Dear Occupant: You have exceeded the allowable number of explosive devices per household.”

Intervention (A&E, 10 pm) A woman who lives in an extravagant mansion contends with alcohol addiction and a boyfriend who believes that locking her in a closet will prevent her from drinking.

Well, unless he locks a case of scotch in there with her, it probably does keep her from drinking.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Bravo, 9 pm) In the finale, Taylor reveals the truth about her marriage.

And her pants actually catch on fire.

American Pickers (History, 9 pm) Mike gets lucky while freestyling in Virginia with Danielle; a cold call pays off with a pink jukebox.

I wonder how much money the History Channel spent to build its brand, then decide to anchor its schedule with Ax Men, Pawn Stars, and American Pickers?

Bad Girls Club (Oxygen, 10 pm) Seven new girls move into their Las Vegas mansion and turn on each other.

That was quick.

The Mortified Sessions (Sundance, 8pm) Singer Alanis Morissette; TOM shoes founder Blake Mycoskie.

Alanis admits that she really didn’t know what “ironic” meant when she wrote that song.

Cake Boss: The Next Great Baker (TLC, 9 pm) The final four must create their best cake celebrating Miss USA Alyssa Campanella’s life.

And I thought the challenges on Project Runway were stoopid.

The Layover (Travel, 9 pm) Tony stays in Los Angeles for 48 hours to find his favorite restaurant.

The booze in first class is free, and it took Tony a while to get his bearings.

By day, I'm an editor. That means I get a cruel thrill out of identifying the parts of other people's creative projects that suck, and alerting those people to said suckage. Sometimes, I get paid for it. I've been known to lose my appetite after seeing how a Thai menu has folded, spindled, and mutilated the Queen's English. Imagine what TV does to me! I guess that's why I wanted to be a recapper at TVgasm. My friends have heard all of my rants, and they are sick of them. TVgasm is a whole new captive audience! So, let's make a compact, you and I: you agree to read my recaps and take what amusement you can from them, and I agree to put into the print the outrageous observations about the show that you thought, but were too PC to say. Let's share our joyous rage after wasting another perfectly good hour in front of the television.

Oh, and I still believe that Magnum, P.I. was the greatest show on television. Although I have not seen Thomas Magnum fishtail that Ferrari in the opening credits since I was 14. If Magnum, P.I. actually sucked, keep your damn squeal hole shut and don't ruin it for me, OK?

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