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Monday, March 19
On this day in 1895, brothers Auguste and Louis Lumière recorded the first footage on the newly patented “cinematograph,” airing their first completed film in December of the same year. “Ye Olde CinematographGasm,” a penny circular of the time, mocked said film mercilessly the next day in an article written by Horatio Q. Flipitenstein, a humble and unassuming bachelor with a quick wit, a gift for snark, and a masterful ability to make the English language do his every bidding. The rest, as they say, is history.
Dancing With The Stars (ABC 8pm) Premiere: The couples dance either the foxtrot or the cha-cha.
My money is on Jaleel White and Kym to win this season; you can’t play someone as clumsy as Urkel without having some crazy physical control.
Monday Night Sitcom Block (CBS 8pm – 10pm) How I Met Your Mother, 2 Broke Girls, Two and a Half Men, Mike & Molly.
I’m not really sure if any of these are funny, but CBS wants you to think they are, so rest assured the laugh tracks will tell you when a joke has been made.
The Voice (NCB 8pm) The coaches team up with music industry professionals, who act as advisers. Team members perform dueling duets, after which each coach must decide which vocalist from the team will advance to the live shows.
We’re finally getting down to business!
House (Fox 8pm) The team works to save a blind man with a mysterious illness; House’s mother makes an unexpected visit.
Finally, the episode that was eaten by the Daytona 500 airs!
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family 8pm) “A” uses Rosewood’s Junior League Masquerade Gala as the perfect setting for another cat-and-mouse game with the Liars; the identity of “A” is revealed.
Alcatraz (Fox 9pm) Rebecca, Hauser and Doc try to capture a musically inclined serial killer (Rami Malek) who has become even more violent.
I hope this doesn’t mean that it is a musical episode. Actually, I kind of do hope that it is a musical episode.
Being Human (SyFy 9pm) Sally becomes locked in a dream world.
I’ve got a theory, some kid is dreamin’, and we’re all caught up in his wacky Broadway nightmare.
LaLa’s Full Life Court (VH1 9pm) Premiere: After Carmelo’s trade, the Anthony family settles in to life in New York City; La La’s friends bring up infidelity.
I have no idea what this show is about, but I figured somebody might be interested.
Castle (ABC 10pm) The investigation into the death of a contestant on a popular dance competition show leads Castle and Beckett to a shocking secret that may have led to her death.
I love that this episode is airing immediately after DWTS.
Bad Girls Club (Oxygen 10pm) The plan backfires when the twins try to stir up trouble in the house; the girls head south to Cabo, Mexico.
I’m fairly certain that every episode this season could include the phrase “when the twins try to stir up trouble in the house” in its description. I’m pretty sure Cherie can back me up on that.
What will you be watching tonight?