Thursday, April 26
Yesterday was Penguin Awareness Day. And I don’t want to suffer our penguin overlords’ wrath by neglecting to inform you of that fact. (Thank you to cattyfan for informing me so that I could inform you!)
In case you were wondering, no, there was no Tonight’s Top 10 Shows yesterday. Because of reasons.
Missing (ABC 8pm) Episode: Measure of a Man
Handy little tip: a standard bank check is 6 inches long, if that helps you put things in better perspective than trying to envision a ruler. I’m just saying.
American Idol (Fox 8pm) Contestants face elimination; Katy Perry performs; The Queen Extravaganza performs.
I’m afraid of what it means for the future of music when tribute bands start becoming this famous.
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC 9pm) The residents travel to San Francisco for the oral boards.
I think the only reason that this sounds dirty to me is because of San Francisco. I’m not sure what that says about me as a person.
Person of Interest (CBS 9pm) Episode: Matsya Nyaya
Touch (Fox 9pm) A man learns a lesson from a horse while visiting his late father’s ranch.
And that thing is how to perfect his Steinitz Defense.
Don’t Be Tardy To the Wedding (Bravo 9pm) Premiere: Kim Zolciak has Colin Cowie planning her backyard wedding in 8 weeks and the search for the wedding gown begins.
What’s scary is that Bravo ran the numbers and realized that odds are good that enough people will watch this to make it profitable. Please don’t be those people.
The Costco Craze: Inside the Warehouse Giant (CNBC 9pm) Inside the huge and hugely popular Costco, famous for turning the experience of shopping in a warehouse into an adventure.
I just want to know why, no matter what shoes I wear when I go to Costco, I end up getting shocked every time I touch the shopping cart.
Kathy (Bravo 10pm)
Anything could happen.
7 Days of Sex (Lifetime 10pm) A couple with financial hardships has lost their romantic spark; a couple struggle to maintain intimacy.
I did a Google image search for “7 Days of Sex” and I’m pretty much scarred for life.
The Pauly D Project (MTV 10:30pm) Pauly and the boys are asked to perform at an Army base for deploying troops.
Well, that’s one way to make Afghanistan look more appealing.
What will you be watching tonight?
I’m having a nerve block this morning in another attempt to get my back issues under control, so Flipit will be covering for me while I recover.
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