Tonight’s Top 10 Shows, Thursday, Feb. 2nd

Watercooler

By NotWithoutMyTV | Thursday, February 2, 2012 | 9:55 am | 1 Comments
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Thursday, February 2nd

Cash Cab (Discovery Channel, 6 pm) Episode title: Chuck Norris Wins.

Chuck Norris doesn’t win Cash Cab. Cash Cab gives Chuck Norris the money in return for its life.

The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rosie’s Sing-A-Long with Kristen Chenoweth.

Sometimes I envy Marlee Matlin.

 

Vote for me or my boyfriend will die.

American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Hopeful vocalists in St. Louis audition for the judges; the world premiere of Madonna’s new music video.

Jessica Phillips boyfriend came out of a coma and didn’t recognize her. Meet your new Idol, America.

Person of Interest (CBS, 9 pm) Reese and Finch call on a former POI and Zoe to help when they learn that the latest POI may have been pushed to his breaking point by a string of bad luck.

Do what to the who now?

The Secret Circle (CW, 9 pm) Faye and Melissa experiment with their inner power.

Their inner powers of lesbian experimentation!

Snake Man of Appalachia (Animal Planet, 9 pm) Verlin’s snake-handling lesson causes a ruckus within the family.

Verlin Jr. is gone, Bernie the Boa Constrictor isn’t hungy, and Mrs. Verlin is concerned.

Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime, 10 pm) The contestants must ask strangers for their clothing; the designers must use the clothing gathered on the street to create new outfits.

Everybody assumes Janky is homeless, so she winds up with more spare change than clothes.

Jersey Shore (MTV, 10 pm) Everyone celebrates Vinny’s return.

Please. Vinny’s spent longer in on the toilet than he was gone from the house.

The Mentalist (CBS, 10 pm) The team investigates the murder of a disgraced fashion designer who was on the verge of a comeback.

Austin Scarlett is a twatwaffle, but he didn’t deserve murder.

Kill them! And make me a purse out of the little one.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo, 10 pm) The Africa trip continues.

Fussin’ and fightin’ and cussin’. And giraffes.

By day, I'm an editor. That means I get a cruel thrill out of identifying the parts of other people's creative projects that suck, and alerting those people to said suckage. Sometimes, I get paid for it. I've been known to lose my appetite after seeing how a Thai menu has folded, spindled, and mutilated the Queen's English. Imagine what TV does to me! I guess that's why I wanted to be a recapper at TVgasm. My friends have heard all of my rants, and they are sick of them. TVgasm is a whole new captive audience! So, let's make a compact, you and I: you agree to read my recaps and take what amusement you can from them, and I agree to put into the print the outrageous observations about the show that you thought, but were too PC to say. Let's share our joyous rage after wasting another perfectly good hour in front of the television.

Oh, and I still believe that Magnum, P.I. was the greatest show on television. Although I have not seen Thomas Magnum fishtail that Ferrari in the opening credits since I was 14. If Magnum, P.I. actually sucked, keep your damn squeal hole shut and don't ruin it for me, OK?

One Comment

  1. 1
    Val Silveira
    Posted February 2, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    Oh Africa wr hardly knew thee!

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