Thursday, February 23
The Battle of the Alamo began on February 23, 1836.
Wipeout (ABC 8pm) Contestants tackle obstacles while they are terrorized by yetis.
I am so tired of the gentle yeti getting a bum rap.
30 Rock (NBC 8pm) Liz helps Jenna seduce an Internet billionaire.
Jenna will be using her sexuality.
American Idol (Fox 8pm) Semifinalists are announced.
Only 3,627 hours of American Idol left to watch this year.
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC 9pm) An explosion at a coffee shop results in a busy ER.
The mass-casualty episodes of this show are always the best, because it provides a refreshing break from the relationship drama.
Barring the ferry crash story line that would. Not. End.
Person of Interest (CBS 9pm) Episode: Risk
Which is exactly what you will be taking should you choose to watch this instead of…
The Office (NBC 9pm) Dwight and Packer compete for a job; Jim receives an unwelcome visitor; Andy has everyone stay late to cover for their co-workers in Florida.
In my opinion, The Office is actually worth watching again. Feel free to tell me why I’m wrong in the comments.
The Finder (Fox 9pm) Dr. Jack Hodgins (“Bones”) asks Walter to help find evidence of extraterrestrial activity; Timo and Willa try to deal with their relationship.
I’m beginning to think that this spin-off was created solely to give the Bones cast something to do while Emily Deschanel had her baby.
Project Runway (Lifetime 9pm) While at the United Nations headquarters, the designers must choose flags as inspiration for creating dresses.
Private Practice (ABC 10pm) Sam struggles to take care of his sister; Sheldon finds out that Amelia has life-altering news; Addison and Jake continue to flirt.
This show just keeps on recycling plots, doesn’t it?
Jersey Shore (MTV 10pm) The cast members avoid a shark attack; Jenni confronts Pauly’s stalker; Snooki sets her sights on Vinny.
It was that shark’s lucky day; poor Stalkerella; oh dear God, not this again!
What will you be watching tonight?
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