Tonight’s Top 10 Shows, Thursday, February 9th

Watercooler

By NotWithoutMyTV | Thursday, February 9, 2012 | 12:03 am | 2 Comments
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Thursday, February 9th

 

Nobody does the Seal Pump like the Chukchi.

Wipeout (ABC, 8 pm) Contestants encounter Garry the Eskimo as they tackle the Arctic Circle.

The Inuit Cultural Education Association already has already filed a complaint with ABC concerning Garry’s dress and behavior “designed to encourage misleading stereotypes.”

Grey’s Anatomy (ABC, 9 pm) Alex realizes he needs to improve his people skills in order to be a good doctor.

Every season for 8 years now, “Alex realizes he needs to improve his social skills”. Net result: Alex is still an insufferable prick.

Person of Interest (CBS, 9 pm) Reese infiltrates a smuggling ring in pursuit of the latest person of interest.

Smuggling trapezoids are WAY easier to infiltrate.

Up All Night (NBC, 9 pm) Reagan and Chris travel with Amy for the first time.

Making them the most popular people on the plane.

American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) The judges continue to narrow down the contestants.

Sounds spellbinding.

U.S. Healthcare: The Good News (PBS, 9 pm) Communities across the U.S. provide health care at a reasonable cost.

It’s healthcare. You want good news? Move to Canada.

American Stuffers (Animal Planet, 9 pm) Daniel faces unexpected challenges when he tries to preserve a hairless canine.

The dog’s final request was for Daniel to cover up an obscene tattoo it got in Mexico when it was a pup.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Bravo, 10 pm) Jaw dropping clips from the cutting room floor including the Malibu Beach Party fight.

Bernie cutting Kim off at one of Lisa’s parties, Kim puking on Kyle, Kim complaining she’s going to miss her magic carpet ride while security hassles her at the airport.

Aw shucks. I couldn’t stay mad at you!

Friday Night Lights (ESPN Classic, 10 pm) Coach has bad news for Luke; Tami considers a public apology.

Just flash ‘em your boobs, Tami. All will be forgiven.

The Definitive Earnhardt (GAC, 10 pm) Highlights of events that created one of the greatest racers of all-time.

He drove around in a circle hella fast. Then he died.

By day, I'm an editor. That means I get a cruel thrill out of identifying the parts of other people's creative projects that suck, and alerting those people to said suckage. Sometimes, I get paid for it. I've been known to lose my appetite after seeing how a Thai menu has folded, spindled, and mutilated the Queen's English. Imagine what TV does to me! I guess that's why I wanted to be a recapper at TVgasm. My friends have heard all of my rants, and they are sick of them. TVgasm is a whole new captive audience! So, let's make a compact, you and I: you agree to read my recaps and take what amusement you can from them, and I agree to put into the print the outrageous observations about the show that you thought, but were too PC to say. Let's share our joyous rage after wasting another perfectly good hour in front of the television.

Oh, and I still believe that Magnum, P.I. was the greatest show on television. Although I have not seen Thomas Magnum fishtail that Ferrari in the opening credits since I was 14. If Magnum, P.I. actually sucked, keep your damn squeal hole shut and don't ruin it for me, OK?

2 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 9, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Is this the American Idol episode where people keep passing out on stage? I’m in!

  2. 2
    Val
    Posted February 9, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    No Project Runway?!

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