Tonight’s Top 10 Shows, Thursday, Jan. 26

Watercooler

By NotWithoutMyTV | Thursday, January 26, 2012 | 12:01 am | 8 Comments
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Posted in: Tonight's Top 10 Shows, Watercooler

Thursday, January 26

Do whu na-ow?

30 Rock (NBC, 8 pm) Tracy leads a protest defending idiots everywhere.

Phaedra Parks immediately volunteers to mobilize her fellow idiot Atlantans.

American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Hopefuls audition for the judges in Galveston, Texas.

Everything is bigger in Texas—especially the fail.

The Finder (Fox, 9pm) A NASA scientist asks Walter for help finding a woman he met at a bar, using the red stiletto she left behind as the first clue.

You work at NASA, fool! Turn one of those astronomy satellites around and find yourself an even hotter woman.

NY Ink (TLC, 9 pm) After an inspiring tattoo, Ami invites a group of at-risk teens to the shop.

If you know you’re going to wind up in the joint, you might as well get a head start on your tats.

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (ABC Family, 9 pm) Young Fred Flintstone courts heiress Wilma Slaghoople, while Barney Rubble romances Betty O’Shale during a weekend in Rock Vegas.

Yabba dabba wishudidn’t.

She fo’ damn sho’ bettah have dat wig witch Keem at da fronta da pah-raid!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo, 10 pm) The Atlanta housewives continue to live their fabulous lives in Georgia’s capital city.

Organizin’ a idiot protest? Phaedra? That stoopit bitch couldn’t organize a… a… ya know, where da dawgs fight an shit….

No fair. That was taken out of context!

Mark Zuckerberg: Inside Facebook (CNBC, 9 pm) The story of Facebook’s creation, the accuracy of the movie “The Social Network”.

The Social Network totally gave Mark Zuckerberg the bitch edit.

Fat Chef (Food Network, 10 pm) Michael, a morbidly obese pastry chef and Melba, a soul food maven, reassess their relationships to food.

Her real name can’t be Melba. No way.

Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime, 20 pm) The designers only have six hours to create a look for model Miranda Kerr.

Now with 73% more gay!

Jersey Shore (MTV, 10 pm) Mike learns that Danny has threatened to get new roommates; the ladies hire strippers for Pauly and Mike’s birthday party; the roommates try to kidnap Vinny.

But they get lost, run out of gas, and the next morning, nobody can figure out how Mike got poison oak on his genitals.

By day, I'm an editor. That means I get a cruel thrill out of identifying the parts of other people's creative projects that suck, and alerting those people to said suckage. Sometimes, I get paid for it. I've been known to lose my appetite after seeing how a Thai menu has folded, spindled, and mutilated the Queen's English. Imagine what TV does to me! I guess that's why I wanted to be a recapper at TVgasm. My friends have heard all of my rants, and they are sick of them. TVgasm is a whole new captive audience! So, let's make a compact, you and I: you agree to read my recaps and take what amusement you can from them, and I agree to put into the print the outrageous observations about the show that you thought, but were too PC to say. Let's share our joyous rage after wasting another perfectly good hour in front of the television.

Oh, and I still believe that Magnum, P.I. was the greatest show on television. Although I have not seen Thomas Magnum fishtail that Ferrari in the opening credits since I was 14. If Magnum, P.I. actually sucked, keep your damn squeal hole shut and don't ruin it for me, OK?

8 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 6:07 am

    Jerseyj was (at least among) the first to observe that The Shore needs a new cast of obnoxious idiots. Let’s hope….

  2. 2
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 10:07 am

    Does anyone know why 90% of the shows tonight are repeats? I don’t see any special broadcast or sports game on…..what am I missing?

  3. 3
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 10:16 am

    I figured it’s because sweeps starts next week.

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 10:47 am

    Good call Vallegirl. I was going to say because the state of the union on Tuesday and so everything stays on track everything is a repeat this week. Except the teen dramas (i.e. Gossip Girl, 90210, They Lying Game, Pretty Little Liars) they know people like us either don’t understand what they are talking about because no one called anyone a bitch or we will get a recap from The Daily Show.

  5. 5
    Fan-Ann
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 10:57 am

    In high school my sister relieved herself in the woods and told my mother she had no clue how she got that terrible case of poison ivy on her undercarriage. She later paid for lying to our mother (don’t we all?) because she got so drunk at the next creek party that, although she checked for poison ivy, she fell backwards into a cactus. She said mother was very enthusiastic about pulling out the cacti needles.

  6. 6
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 11:05 am

    lol @Classy…..Daily Show and Colbert have been repeats all week, too. :(

  7. 7
    labowner
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Nikki repeats don’t show up in Hulu for Colbert and Daily and their shows have been there all week.

  8. 8
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Fridays are tough to mine for snark because it’s where shows go to die. And repeats are rife because TV thinks were all out boozing and mating, or stargazing, or dealing out vigilante justice, or something else constructive.

    But I do appreciate you slamming your eyeballz up against my Top 10 listings. My therapist says I need to make a contribution, do something that only I can. So this is it.

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