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Thursday, January 26
30 Rock (NBC, 8 pm) Tracy leads a protest defending idiots everywhere.
Phaedra Parks immediately volunteers to mobilize her fellow idiot Atlantans.
American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Hopefuls audition for the judges in Galveston, Texas.
Everything is bigger in Texas—especially the fail.
The Finder (Fox, 9pm) A NASA scientist asks Walter for help finding a woman he met at a bar, using the red stiletto she left behind as the first clue.
You work at NASA, fool! Turn one of those astronomy satellites around and find yourself an even hotter woman.
NY Ink (TLC, 9 pm) After an inspiring tattoo, Ami invites a group of at-risk teens to the shop.
If you know you’re going to wind up in the joint, you might as well get a head start on your tats.
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (ABC Family, 9 pm) Young Fred Flintstone courts heiress Wilma Slaghoople, while Barney Rubble romances Betty O’Shale during a weekend in Rock Vegas.
Yabba dabba wishudidn’t.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo, 10 pm) The Atlanta housewives continue to live their fabulous lives in Georgia’s capital city.
Organizin’ a idiot protest? Phaedra? That stoopit bitch couldn’t organize a… a… ya know, where da dawgs fight an shit….
No fair. That was taken out of context!
Mark Zuckerberg: Inside Facebook (CNBC, 9 pm) The story of Facebook’s creation, the accuracy of the movie “The Social Network”.
The Social Network totally gave Mark Zuckerberg the bitch edit.
Fat Chef (Food Network, 10 pm) Michael, a morbidly obese pastry chef and Melba, a soul food maven, reassess their relationships to food.
Her real name can’t be Melba. No way.
Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime, 20 pm) The designers only have six hours to create a look for model Miranda Kerr.
Now with 73% more gay!
Jersey Shore (MTV, 10 pm) Mike learns that Danny has threatened to get new roommates; the ladies hire strippers for Pauly and Mike’s birthday party; the roommates try to kidnap Vinny.
But they get lost, run out of gas, and the next morning, nobody can figure out how Mike got poison oak on his genitals.