Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Thursday, July 19

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After giving birth to her fourth child, SuburBint carefully weighed the options and decided that recapping reality TV was probably a better choice in the long run than alcoholism. Liver function tests have yet to confirm the wisdom of this decision. Being an honest-to-goodness recapper is also a dream come true, as she has aspired to do this ever since discovering that such a thing existed way back in 2002.

Her favorite shows of all time include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, Community, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. She can also quote The Big Lebowski in its entirety, and will do so with little to no provocation.

 

9 Comments

  1. 1
    c8h10n4o2
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 9:16 am

    Seriously, a medieval chastity belt makes me think of some kind of venereal black plague or pox disease. Herpes never sounded so appealing.

    And a friend of mine did pierce her own nipples, but she’s pretty nuts, herself. Not “lock you up in a water-proof chamber in the desert and drown you” nuts, but, you know.

  2. 2
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 10:10 am

    “And a friend of mine did pierce her own nipples”

    Oh. My.

  3. 3
    SuburBint
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 10:16 am

    True story: When I was 16, I pierced my own belly button with a safety pin. As fate would have it, that was the summer I taught swimming lessons and worked as a lifeguard, so being in the water approximately 30 hours a week did not lend itself to a successful piercing, although I am pretty certain that the chlorine in the water is what helped me keep from developing septicemia.

    All subsequent piercings have been done by a professional, and I followed the post-care instructions to a T.

  4. 4
    c8h10n4o2
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 11:51 am

    I don’t really do well with piercings because my skin is hyper-elastic. I got my belly button done professionally, and the piercer a) had to take a break because it was taking so long and I was close to passing out, and b) said I was the first person in 20+ years of piercing that had required that. When my friend told me what she had done, I almost passed out again.

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Done with piercings and am now working on a terrific (to me) collection of ear cuffs ’cause they don’t hurt.

    Just thought you should know and now that I’ve done that I worry that I have joined the TMI ramble club begun by KM.

    Oh dear.

  6. 6
    SuburBint
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Trust me, SSC, you have not even begun to enter that territory. We’ll warn you if you start veering.

  7. 7
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    There’s a new episode of Suits tonight. I love that show.

  8. 8
    SuburBint
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    @ cattyfan — Thanks for mentioning that. I saw it on the listings, but decided not to include it. I haven’t seen any episodes, but I’ll check it out now that I know it has the cattyfan seal of approval!

  9. 9
    OutHouseCat
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Cajun Justice is so cool. I live in the south, but those Cajuns are in their own world. Love love love the voodoo episodes. I’m getting new ideas for my supervisor every time they bust in on a new ceremony.

    And dare I hope that Project Runway has quit sucking? Yeah, it’s probably too much to ask. But I’ll probably check in anyway, because my life is that dull right now.

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