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Thursday, March 8
Sweet Potato Casserole, you guys, the listings just get bleaker and bleaker every week! We are officially in the March television doldrums. I would recommend that you either park it on NBC all night, or milk Netflix Instant Viewing for whatever it has to offer that you haven’t seen yet. Or, you know, go out and interact with people. That’s always an option, I suppose.
ABC (8pm – 11pm) Wipeout re-run, Grey’s Anatomy re-run, Private Practice re-run.
Just in case you’re behind on any of those shows.
The Big Bang Theory (CBS 8pm) Sheldon plans a video game marathon with the guys instead of attending a birthday party for Amy’s aunt.
There was a time when I would have chosen a video game marathon over my own birthday party. (I miss you, World of Warcraft. Call me!)
30 Rock (NBC 8pm) Liz rejects Kenneth’s new authority over TGS.
American Idol (Fox 8pm) The contestants face elimination; performances by Mary J. Blige and Lauren Alaina.
And the week after that, the contestants will face elimination. And then the week after that, the contestants will face elimination. And then, in a surprising twist, the contestants will face elimination the following week as well.
Parks and Recreation (NBC 8:30) April and Ron help ready Andy for his final exam.
April + Ron = Awesome. April + Andy = Awesomesauce. April + Ron + Andy = Better go pee before watching unless you were planning on buying a new sofa anyway.
Person of Interest (CBS 9pm) Reese and Finch are puzzled when the machine names a 6-month-old baby as the latest person of interest.
Hasn’t every person, of interest or not, been six months old at one point? Just sayin’.
The Office (NBC 9pm) After Robert reveals his contempt for Nellie’s (Catherine Tate) business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight’s job; Andy discovers that Erin isn’t returning to Scranton.
Nellie is no Donna Noble.
Swamp People (The History Channel 9pm) Episode: Avenged
Maybe this is the episode when Bernard and Bianca will finally show up.
Project Runway (Lifetime 9pm) Episode: Let’s Get Down to Business
Let’s get down to business ’til this show is won/Even though it sucks balls without Tim Gunn/You’re the gayest bunch I ever met, but you can bet before we’re through/Scarlett, we’ll find a man just for you!
Jersey Shore (MTV 10pm) Mike tells Jionni that he hooked up with Snooki; Deena faces a hard truth; Vinny and Pauly pull a prank while the roommates are camping.
Are you all as excited as I am?
What will you be watching tonight?