Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Thursday, September 6, 2012

Watercooler

By SuburBint | Thursday, September 6, 2012 | 12:35 pm | 21 Comments
Tagged: , , , , , , , , , ,
Posted in: Tonight's Top 10 Shows, Watercooler

Thursday, September 6

The Mayflower set sail from Plymouth, England, on this date in 1620.

America’s Got Talent (NBC 8pm) The judges reveal the Top Six; Train performs.

Here’s hoping Pat Monahan keeps his “untrimmed chest” well and truly covered during his band’s performance, but his predilection for deep-V shirts makes this an unlikely prospect.

Dear Pat Monahan, You are not as sexy as you thought you were back in 1998. Sincerely, the World.

The Democratic National Convention (PBS 8pm, etc., etc.) The 2012 Democratic National Convention from Charlotte, N.C.

It’s going to be a loooong two months until the Presidential election.

2012 MTV Music Video Awards (MTV, MTV2, VH1, 8pm) From the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Do you ever wonder what happens when Taylor Swift and Kanye West see each other on the red carpet? Is there like an awkward silence, or embarrassed little smiles/shrugs, or what?

Rookie Blue (ABC 9pm) Finale: A violent pedophile escapes during an emergency hospital visit and abducts a girl; Andy faces a serious decision; Chris considers a transfer.

Renewal status: Not only has it been renewed for a fourth season, but they are looking for two new Canadian actors to become series regulars (I guess the show is from Canada, which I did not know.) So if you have any actor friends north of the border, spread the word.

Big Brother (CBS 9pm) The contestants take part in the head of household competition.

Called it.

Project Runway (Lifetime 9pm) The designers must sell goods on the street in order to earn money to buy fabric for the challenge.

You’ll notice that it says goods, not services.

4 Weddings… (TLC 9pm) Lori’s salsa and rumba dance get her celebration started while Shannon’s Jersey Shore theme keeps the party fist pumping all night long. Tracey flaunts three gowns at her red carpet nuptials and Tatyanna is all about the coral decor.

How do you ensure that your guests really get the full experience at a Jersey Shore Themed wedding? Attack them with a spray tan and a syphilis injection as they enter the reception? I have so many questions!

Texas Car Wars (The Discovery Channel 10pm) Premiere: The rivalries begin as several salvage crews battle over a 1964 Thunderbird, a 2002 Nissan Xterra, and a 1955 Ford Fairlane.

This show lost all credibility with “Nissan Xterra.”

The Real L World (Showtime 10pm) Finale: Episode — Perfect Day

Renewal status: I don’t know, but it’s a show about lesbians and apparently boobies are shown most every episode — I’m guessing that their 18 – 35 year-old male viewership numbers are too high to not give this show another season.

Collection Intervention (SyFy 10pm) Carol wants a solution to Mike’s most complete Battlestar Galactica collections; Holly believes Scott’s Japanese robots are getting in the way.

You say robots, he says girlfriends. There’s really no problem as long as everyone involved is a consenting human-or-human-simulating-artifically-intelligent-pleasure-bot.

What will you be watching tonight?

Have an event or factoid that you’d like to share with the ‘Gasm? Want to draw more people’s attention to your favorite show? Hit me up on Twitter @SuburBint or email me at SuburBint@gmail.com, and I will do my best to hook you up!

Pages: 1 2
About

After giving birth to her fourth child, SuburBint carefully weighed the options and decided that recapping reality TV was probably a better choice in the long run than alcoholism. Liver function tests have yet to confirm the wisdom of this decision. Being an honest-to-goodness recapper is also a dream come true, as she has aspired to do this ever since discovering that such a thing existed way back in 2002.

Her favorite shows of all time include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, Community, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. She can also quote The Big Lebowski in its entirety, and will do so with little to no provocation.

 

21 Comments

  1. 1
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Welp since Kanye with be with that Twatwaffle Kim I’m going to have to opt for Obama.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    @Gypsy, but Kevin Hart is soooooooooooo funny. :)

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Awwwww gee. I went to high school with a girl who looked just like the ‘bot.

    Always wondered what happened to her.

  4. 4
    itchy itchy
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Girl from my high school was a centerfold in a trashy men’s mag a couple years after graduation. She’d shaved her pussy hair into a star for the shoot.

    Just thought I’d share that.

  5. 5
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Itchy, my neighbor did too then she moved to NC and denied everything. So glad I am not the only person in the world who knows things like this.

    Yes he is but I CANNOT risk seeing the THING with Ye. It just makes me mad. Two wrongs do not make a right! OUT YOU DAMN SPOT!

    BTW I caught 20 seconds on KUWTK yesterday and one of the little twits was bitching to Kris about getting D’s in school and not knowing anythingggggggggggggggggggg then got out of the car and ran? Gah, WTF is going on with TV?

    If I ran for president I would have them sent to other side of the moon!

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    I will make sure to watch Gigalos tonight on Showtime. I am trying to see how long this show can stay on the air before someone gets locked up for prostitution.

  7. 7
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Locked up for prostitution? It’s on TV silly, so they’re ACTING. I know this because I remember seeing some porn actress (or “star” if you will) being asked on a talk show why what she did was not considered prostitution. She said that she was an actress, not a prostitute. Not much different than Meryl Streep, really.

  8. 8
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    ^I smell and Oscar!

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    But you see cranky, there’s a difference. Both parties get paid by an “employer” after the act has taken place.

    The guys are paid by the women before the “date”. That’s their loop pole. (heheheh…pole)

  10. 10
    NikkiHughes
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    “Called it.” — bwaahaahaaa!

  11. 11
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    We don’t get shoetime so I miss all the good shows. Is it on Netflix yet?

    Hey, we are all prostitutes since we regularly get screwed by the government.

  12. 12
    Detinha
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    Project Runway ..is the budget that low?! Next they’ll dumpster dive for fabric..

  13. 13
    carol
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    @classy drunk – is Gigalos the one that is on it’s third season? yes, their loophole is that they get paid before anything happens. What type of women actually signs off to be filmed for this show? I am not judging them for calling an escort, but having it filmed???

    The best part of any of the award type shows geared for the under 25 set is that the best of clips will be on the internet moments after they happen. No need to sit through the crazy amount of commercials, or the bad parts.

  14. 14
    Kammie
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    Couldn’t have written your note to Pat Monahan better! I am ok with Train’s music, but ever since the “Hey Soul Sister” video came out, I can’t get the image of his “old man who tries hard to look young by wearing skinny jeans even though he clearly shouldn’t” look out of my head.

  15. 15
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    @carol…yes that’s the show. I agree. Who are these women. Aspiring porn stars I guess.

  16. 16
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    Has anyone actually SEEN. gigalos?

  17. 17
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    @ssc…it’s entertaining. I’m not sure I would say it’s good. Kthxbai and Chooch got me interested back with the old gasm forms.

  18. 18
    lindaw205
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    re Project Runway – If they start dumpster diving for fabric Fabio the Freegan will have a lock on that challenge.

  19. 19
    lindaw205
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    Okay, I was just checking out showtimes schedule for tonight and saw this “Ticked off Trannies with Knives”. I think the title says it all.

  20. 20
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Wait, Kevin Hart is funny?! I guess I missed the memo.

  21. 21
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    The memo is in your spam box probably…

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.