Tuesday, April 17
Thanks to the fact that April 15 fell on a Sunday this year, you have until midnight tonight to either file your taxes or apply for an extension.
Glee (Fox 8pm) The glee club performs disco-inspired dance numbers in honor of the film “Saturday Night Fever.”
They’ve already ruined several of my favorite songs, I suppose it was only a matter of time before they tarnished this as well.
Dancing With the Stars (ABC 9pm) Train performs; Selena Gomez & The Scene perform; the couples face elimination.
Did you know that Selena Gomez got her start on Barney? Yes, that Barney.
The Voice (NBC 9pm) Vocalists face elimination.
Not this Elimination
The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo 9pm) Alexis plans a “glamping” trip with the girls, but then backs out.
The word “glamping” makes me want to kick somebody in the junk.
The Deadliest Catch (The Discovery Channel 9pm) The boats jockey for position on the Blue grounds; a returning veteran quickly proves his worth on the Red grounds.
I haven’t watched this show since Captain Phil died — when did it turn into an elaborate game of capture the flag?
Dance Moms Miami (Lifetime 9pm) Episode: Don’t Judge Me!
My second favorite stupid thing that people on reality programs say (topped only by “he/she isn’t doing this for the right reasons.”)
Raising Hope (Fox 9:30pm) Episode: I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back
Now I want ribs. I don’t even like ribs. Well played, Chilis.
16 and Pregnant (MTV 10pm) An aspiring dancer with an unreliable boyfriend considers adoption.
I think we can pretty much take the “unreliable boyfriend” part as given on this show by now.
Amish: Out of Order (The National Geographic Channel 10pm) The Columbia, Mo., ex-Amish community includes two brothers trying to help a friend leave the sect and a man who still yearns to return to his Amish family after five years outside the sect.
I have a feeling that this show is going to be fairly depressing.
Best Ink (Oxygen 10pm) The artist must design tattoos for Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling.
Dean McDermott already has four tattoos that depict or are otherwise dedicated to Tori Spelling. That’s not creepy at all.
What will you be watching tonight?
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