Tuesday, April 24
On this date in 1885, Annie Oakley, the world’s best known female sharpshooter, was hired to be a part of Buffalo Bill’s Wild West show.
The Biggest Loser (NBC 8pm) Eliminated contestants return to compete in a four-part challenge; the third finalist is revealed.
Have you guys noticed that as the contestants lose weight, the episodes get shorter? That’s what I call solidarity!
Glee (Fox 8pm) The club pays homage to Whitney Houston.
I’m actually mildly impressed that it took them this long to jump on the mourning-Whitney bandwagon.
Dancing With the Stars (ABC 9pm) The couples face elimination; Boyz II Men perform.
Motownphilly’s back again, indeed.
The Voice (Fox 9pm) The contestants face elimination.
The results week episode descriptions for this show volunteer absolutely no extraneous information. It’s like they’re worried about violating HIPPA or something.
Doomsday Preppers (The National Geographic Channel 9pm) The five basic principles while preparing for a cataclysmic event are food, shelter, safety, evacuation, and practice.
I don’t have nearly enough hubris to believe that, in the case of a cataclysmic event, I will have survived long enough to need to worry about food, shelter, safety, or evacuation, so I’m not going to practice.
Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files (SyFy 9pm) Episode: Bay Area Hysteria; Jersey Shore — Investigation into a mysterious hovering light over the waters of Bodega Bay.
I can pretty much guarantee you that any mysterious hovering lights over the Jersey Shore are a result of luminol reacting with all of the semen stains in the Jersey Shore house.
Dance Moms: Miami (Lifetime 10pm) Angel and Victor create a powerful group number based on the dancers’ uncertainties; Brigette and Susan side with Abby and turn on Debi.
I’m pretty sure Debi can take ‘em.
16 and Pregnant (MTV 10pm) A mother disapproves of an interracial couple.
The good news is that once their MTV money has run out, I’m sure Jerry Springer will be happy to have them on his show.
Best Ink (Oxygen 10pm) The artists must ink portraits of their client’s loved ones; one artist breaks down about the permanent effect of their work.
Did s/he only just now realize that tattoos are forever?
Dream Machines (SyFy 10pm) The brothers design a unique build for the Susan G. Komen for the Cure charity auction and a motorized version of The Green Machine.
For all of those grown-ups who were missing the ergonomic design and smooth handling of their childhood Hot Wheels.
What will you be watching tonight?
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