Tuesday, Dec. 6
NCIS (CBS, 8 pm):The team investigates when a Marine is found beaten to death in his backyard.
The most inexplicably popular procedural on TV.
A Michael Buble Christmas (NBC, 8 pm): The singer/songwriter performs songs from his latest holiday album.
If you suffer from holiday depression, the musical stylings of this cheesy crooner WILL cause you to slit your wrists.
Glee (Fox, 8 pm): Finn attempts to recruit new members by tracking down a former teammate; Tina encourages Mike to pursue his dream; McKinley gets ready to host the sectionals performance.
Just in case you don’t have Jane Lynch fatigue yet.
Woman’s College Basketball (ESPN 2, 7 pm)
Jimmy V Classic: Texas A&M at Connecticut
Watch these Amazons play basketball and you will never get another erection.
Everyday Italian (Cooking Channel, 7 pm): Giada’s Bikini Ready Dinners
Stop touching yourself. She’s not going to get naked!
Oprah’s Lifeclass (OWN, 8 pm): A family cannot let go of past anger.
Oprah knows what’s good for you, but she can’t figure out why you’re not watching her network.
Sperm Donor: 74 Kids and More (Style, 8 pm): Ben, a former sperm donor, journeys to meet over 70 children his donations have created.
Yeah, like I could make this shit up.
Millionaire Matchmaker Reunion, Pt. 2 (Bravo, 9 pm): Patti and her most memorable clients sit down to dish on their relationship status with Andy Cohen.
**Spoiler** None of Patti’s clients are still together, because a sociopath doesn’t have what it takes to be a matchmaker.
On Thin Ice: Into the Arctic (Animal Planet, 9 pm): Whale hunters of Alaska, reindeer herders of Siberia, and the Inuit people of Greenland struggle to adapt to a landscape that is rapidly changing, due to sea ice melting.
Psst! Native peoples! There are houses down here that no one lives in!
Should I Smoke Dope? (BBC America, 10 pm): Journalist Nicky Taylor travels to Amsterdam to investigate the growing debate about the legalization of marijuana.