Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Tuesday, February 14

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By SuburBint | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 | 1:26 am | 11 Comments
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Tuesday, February 14

Happy Valentines!

NCIS (CBS, 8pm) A dead Navy captain dressed in an unusual costume underneath his uniform leads the team to discover a secret society; DiNozzo is forced to work with his ex-fiancee (Perrey Reeves).

I honestly didn’t even know that this show was still on.

Glee (Fox, 8pm) Will asks the glee club members to find and perform the world’s best love songs in honor of Valentine’s Day; Rachel’s fathers, Hiram (Jeff Goldblum) and LeRoy Berry (Brian Stokes Mitchell) visit McKinley High.

One of Rachel’s dads is Jeff Goldblum? So many things make sense now.

The Biggest Loser (NBC, 8pm) One player from each team goes home with a trainer and is the only player whose weight counts at the weigh-in.

One player from each team spends the entire day at McDonald’s.

Cougar Town (ABC, 8:30pm) Season Premiere: Jules is upset that Grayson thinks she is predictable; Ellie worries about little Stan’s behavior; Travis likes his new digs until Bobby tries to get him to take the dog.

Change the fucking name, already.

The River (ABC, 9pm) When the crew of the Magus goes blind from tree spores, lone holdout AJ must overcome his most-paralyzing fear to find a cure before the blindness becomes permanent.

Didn’t their parents tell them what would happen if they played with “tree spores?”

NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS, 9pm) As the team tracks an elusive, chameleonlike killer, NCIS Assistant Director Granger (Miguel Ferrer) critiques every step of the investigation.

I didn’t know this was a thing, either.

New Girl (Fox, 9pm) Jess talks Schmidt into being her wingman as she tries to have a casual fling with a handsome stranger (Ryan Kwanten); Nick finds himself spending less time with Julia and more time with her assistant; Shelby invites Winston over.

Cos the best kind of girl is a quirky girl.

Real Housewifes of Orange County (Bravo, 9pm) Gretchen poses nude.

For absolutely the first time ever, I’m sure.

Dance Moms (Lifetime, 9pm) Episode: Wardrobe Malfunction

For the love of God, please don’t be talking about Abby.

Ink Master (Spike, 10pm) Josh calls Shane out to prove his color skills and a fifth artist is eliminated.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Shane’s color skills are just fine.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

About

After giving birth to her fourth child, SuburBint carefully weighed the options and decided that recapping reality TV was probably a better choice in the long run than alcoholism. Liver function tests have yet to confirm the wisdom of this decision. Being an honest-to-goodness recapper is also a dream come true, as she has aspired to do this ever since discovering that such a thing existed way back in 2002.

Her favorite shows of all time include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, Community, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. She can also quote The Big Lebowski in its entirety, and will do so with little to no provocation.

 

11 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 6:46 am

    Wow! Who knew Jesus was a kill-crazed bowler who looks like John Turturro? Love, SSC

  2. 2
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 9:32 am

    I love NCIS, and it’s still a topw ten show, so I’m not alone.

    I never warmed up to NCIS: LA, but if I’m not mistaken thevioce of the villain for tonight’s episode is that of Christopher Lambert, so I will record it and give it a another try.

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 9:34 am

    NFW on the Jesus tatt! IMMD!

  4. 4
    lestermaddox
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 9:38 am

    I am with you cattyfan on NCIS – love, love, love the original and never miss an episode. Don’t know why I don’t like the LA version, because I love LL Cool J and Chris O’Donnell (not to mention the funny, little woman who plays Hettie), but it just doesn’t work for me.

  5. 5
    ellemck1
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 10:06 am

    Why Ryan Kwanten?! Why?!

  6. 6
    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    Umm I just saw a comercial for the return of 19 kids and Counting! Really TLC, REALLY!?!?!

  7. 7
    SuburBint
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    @ Alison – I almost put that in the Top 10, but then I remembered that this is the season that covers her miscarriage, and I just can’t be snarky about that, no matter who it is.

    <3, SuburBint

  8. 8
    Val
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    We’ll have a recap for The River?!

  9. 9
    SuburBint
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    @ Val – the first River recap is up now, http://www.tvgasm.com/recaps/the-river-recap-gourds-and-dolls/ so I would guess there are more coming.

    <3, SuburBint

  10. 10
    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    @SuburnBint-it looks like they filmed the funeral. That is wrong on so many le
    vels. I understand what you are sayingthough. I openly admit, that I do watch, but I think it is way to soon! I love Jackson and Johanna! They are a riot. I think it is either time to end it, or just do specials like they’re doing with Little People Big World. Unless Jill or Jana start dating, I think the show has lost it. Josh and Anna are a tad boring for their own show…

  11. 11
    Val
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 1:21 am

    Yay! Thank you, SBB!

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