Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Tuesday, February 21

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By SuburBint | | 10:11 am | 5 Comments

Tuesday, February 21

Happy Birthday, Ellen Page!

The Biggest Loser (NBC 8pm) The winner of a food challenge gets the power to rearrange the teams; the teams race to put together a giant puzzle; a contestant goes home.

All these twists and turns! It’s like Survivor. Ten years ago.

Glee (Fox 8pm) New Directions and the Warblers face off at regionals.

If I had a nickel for every time the word “regionals” has been used in this show, I would have a whole bunch of nickels.

The River (ABC 9pm) As the search for Emmet continues, the group finds one of his missing crew members exhibiting symptoms of a mystical curse; Lincoln tries to be the moral compass of the group.

Even though this show is kinda lame, CannedGinger’s recaps are not. Read them!

Ringer (CW 9) Episode: Whores Don’t Make That Much

Apparently somebody hasn’t seen La Traviata

Jane by Design (ABC Family 9pm) The Donovan Decker crew struggles to create the perfect wedding dress for a demanding socialite; Jane wants Billy and Nick to get to know each other better.

I think this network should change its name to “ABC Guilty Pleasure Trashy Teen Soaps.”

The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo 9pm)Gretchen and Slade find shocking information about Vicki’s new boyfriend.

Is she dating Paul L’Astnamé?!

Unforgettable (CBS 10pm) Carrie and Al are faced with a baffling mystery when a murder victim is found in an empty ballpark.

I know it’s the obvious joke, but I honestly had forgotten that this show existed.

Tabetha Takes Over (Bravo 10pm) Tabatha tries to motivate the salon owner Bridgette to encourage her employees and take a stand with her daughter.

Did you know that Logo gave Tabetha a “Most Addictive Reality Star” award? Well deserved, if you ask me.

Justified (FX 10pm) Boyd fights for control of Harlan’s oxy trade while Raylan tries to prevent an all-out war.

I miss Mags Bennett

Teen Mom 2 (MTV 10pm) Episode: Season 2 Finale: Check-Up With Dr. Drew

I wouldn’t recommend taking a shot every time Dr. Drew says something stupid, or you will be rushed to the hospital to have your stomach pumped at 10:15.

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After giving birth to her fourth child, SuburBint carefully weighed the options and decided that recapping reality TV was probably a better choice in the long run than alcoholism. Liver function tests have yet to confirm the wisdom of this decision. Being an honest-to-goodness recapper is also a dream come true, as she has aspired to do this ever since discovering that such a thing existed way back in 2002.

Her favorite shows of all time include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, Community, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. She can also quote The Big Lebowski in its entirety, and will do so with little to no provocation.

 

5 Comments

  1. 1
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted February 21, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    I’ll be watching NCIS, Southland, and Topshot.

    Glee has regionals almost as often as Dance Moms.

  2. 2
    SuburBint
    Posted February 21, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    @ cattyfan – I was thinking the same thing about Dance Moms, lol.

  3. 3
    CannedGinger CannedGinger
    Posted February 21, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    @SuburBint Appreciate the love sweets! Tonight was definitely a must -miss I’m afraid, I’ll watch and mock so the public doesn’t have to. Sigh, such a promising beginning…

  4. 4
    SuburBint
    Posted February 22, 2012 at 7:27 am

    @ CannedGinger – That sums up exactly how I feel about Smash! I haven’t watched The River, but I really enjoy your ‘caps.

    <3, SuburBint

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted February 22, 2012 at 8:35 am

    You ought to know! If you didn’t exist, we couldn’t possibly invent you!

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