Tuesday, February 21
Happy Birthday, Ellen Page!
The Biggest Loser (NBC 8pm) The winner of a food challenge gets the power to rearrange the teams; the teams race to put together a giant puzzle; a contestant goes home.
All these twists and turns! It’s like Survivor. Ten years ago.
Glee (Fox 8pm) New Directions and the Warblers face off at regionals.
If I had a nickel for every time the word “regionals” has been used in this show, I would have a whole bunch of nickels.
The River (ABC 9pm) As the search for Emmet continues, the group finds one of his missing crew members exhibiting symptoms of a mystical curse; Lincoln tries to be the moral compass of the group.
Even though this show is kinda lame, CannedGinger’s recaps are not. Read them!
Ringer (CW 9) Episode: Whores Don’t Make That Much
Apparently somebody hasn’t seen La Traviata
Jane by Design (ABC Family 9pm) The Donovan Decker crew struggles to create the perfect wedding dress for a demanding socialite; Jane wants Billy and Nick to get to know each other better.
I think this network should change its name to “ABC Guilty Pleasure Trashy Teen Soaps.”
The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo 9pm)Gretchen and Slade find shocking information about Vicki’s new boyfriend.
Is she dating Paul L’Astnamé?!
Unforgettable (CBS 10pm) Carrie and Al are faced with a baffling mystery when a murder victim is found in an empty ballpark.
I know it’s the obvious joke, but I honestly had forgotten that this show existed.
Tabetha Takes Over (Bravo 10pm) Tabatha tries to motivate the salon owner Bridgette to encourage her employees and take a stand with her daughter.
Did you know that Logo gave Tabetha a “Most Addictive Reality Star” award? Well deserved, if you ask me.
Justified (FX 10pm) Boyd fights for control of Harlan’s oxy trade while Raylan tries to prevent an all-out war.
I miss Mags Bennett
Teen Mom 2 (MTV 10pm) Episode: Season 2 Finale: Check-Up With Dr. Drew
I wouldn’t recommend taking a shot every time Dr. Drew says something stupid, or you will be rushed to the hospital to have your stomach pumped at 10:15.
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