Tuesday, January 24th
Nothing stops The Blob!
The Biggest Loser (NBC, 8 pm) The teams compete in a battering ram challenge to win rights to the gym.
Battering ram? I AM a battering ram!
All Star Dealers (Discovery, 8 pm) A treasure hunt through Dennis Rodman’s storage facility.
The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Dr. Oz gives Rosie advice about healthy eating.
Give yourself time to chew thoroughly. Put the bison down in between bites.
State of the Union Address (CBS, 9 PM) President Barack Obama addresses Congress and the nation.
The Republican Congress will be too busy playing Angry Birds to pointedly not applaud after the applause lines.
Dance Moms (Lifetime, 9 pm) Brooke tries out for cheerleading on the day before a big dance competition.
The nerve of that fucking kid!
Panda Express can SUCK IT.
United Tastes of America (Cooking Channel, 10 pm) Jeffrey crosses the country in search of the best meatloaf in the land.
Boston Market meatloaf. Side of cornbread. Black plastic plate. Bam!
Teen Mom 2: A Closer Look (MTV, 11 pm) Cast members discuss the episode “The Beginning of the End.”
The judge said no closer than 50 yards, remember?
Ink Master (Spike 10 pm) A head tattoo becomes a medical emergency; Ton Jones is a guest judge.
Dave Navarro’s facial topiary makes me want to punch something. Preferably Dave Navarro.
Taboo (National Geographic, 10 pm) A marriage made up of three partners.
Only three? How did this episode even get made?
2012 State of the Union Address (BET, 11 pm) President Obama addresses achievements and priorities for 2012.
If Romney wins, will the Black Entertainment Channel air his State of the Union address?