Tuesday, January 31st
Inside the Actor’s Studio (Bravo, 7 pm) George Clooney discusses his child hood, film career and choices.
It’s hard to believe Bravo hasn’t filled this slot with Housewives reruns.
Glee (Fox, 8 pm) Mr. Schuester declares that it is “Michael Week” at McKinley High.
I declare that it’s “No Bra” week at McKinley High.
90210 (CW, 8 pm) When Dixon is arrested, Annie makes a decision that could expose her work as an escort.
That bail bondsman was so satisfied he couldn’t keep his mouth shut…
Celebrity Wife Swap (NBC, 9 pm) The time spent apart ends up being too much for one couple to handle when the wives of wrestler Mick “Mankind” Foley and actor Antonio Sabato Jr. trade lives.
I bet the commercials are really underperforming for this show’s sponsors.
Jesse James: American Experience (PBS, 9 pm) Expelling myths about an infamous outlaw.
The Nazi thing and Kat Von D were really just a misunderstanding.
New Girl (Fox, 9 pm) Schmidt wants to know why his shower towel is always damp.
Don’t inquire, Schmidt. That way lies madness.
Dance Moms (Lifetime, 9 pm) Abby choreographs a bully-themed dance.
A counter-clockwise spin at the end represents the swirlie the bully’s victim receives.
Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best? (WE, 10 pm) Melissa’s boyfriend’s parents visit; Joan’s patience gets a little break.
What, did she give it a three-day weekend?
Teen Mom 2 (MTV, 10 pm) Kailyn’s hearing is postponed; Jenelle is sentenced; Chelsea works to get over Adam; Corey learns of Leah’s infidelity.
Leah used sex to trade up; the new guy is a backhoe operator.
The Undercover Princes (TLC, 10 pm) Three Princes from around the world have come to the seaside town of Brighton, England, to find a Princess to take back to their kingdom. To ensure the love is real, they’ll go undercover as ordinary people.
The princes should go to a Gypsy wedding. They’ll be hooked up in 30 seconds or less.