Tonight’s Top 10 Shows, Tuesday, Jan. 31

Watercooler

By NotWithoutMyTV | Tuesday, January 31, 2012 | 12:00 am | 2 Comments
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Tuesday, January 31st

Inside the Actor’s Studio (Bravo, 7 pm) George Clooney discusses his child hood, film career and choices.

It’s hard to believe Bravo hasn’t filled this slot with Housewives reruns.

Glee (Fox, 8 pm) Mr. Schuester declares that it is “Michael Week” at McKinley High.

I declare that it’s “No Bra” week at McKinley High.

90210 (CW, 8 pm) When Dixon is arrested, Annie makes a decision that could expose her work as an escort.

That bail bondsman was so satisfied he couldn’t keep his mouth shut…

Celebrity Wife Swap (NBC, 9 pm) The time spent apart ends up being too much for one couple to handle when the wives of wrestler Mick “Mankind” Foley and actor Antonio Sabato Jr. trade lives.

I bet the commercials are really underperforming for this show’s sponsors.

Jesse James: American Experience (PBS, 9 pm) Expelling myths about an infamous outlaw.

The Nazi thing and Kat Von D were really just a misunderstanding.

 

New Girl (Fox, 9 pm) Schmidt wants to know why his shower towel is always damp.

Don’t inquire, Schmidt. That way lies madness.

Dance Moms (Lifetime, 9 pm) Abby choreographs a bully-themed dance.

A counter-clockwise spin at the end represents the swirlie the bully’s victim receives.

Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best? (WE, 10 pm) Melissa’s boyfriend’s parents visit; Joan’s patience gets a little break.

What, did she give it a three-day weekend?

Teen Mom 2 (MTV, 10 pm) Kailyn’s hearing is postponed; Jenelle is sentenced; Chelsea works to get over Adam; Corey learns of Leah’s infidelity.

Leah used sex to trade up; the new guy is a backhoe operator.

The Undercover Princes (TLC, 10 pm) Three Princes from around the world have come to the seaside town of Brighton, England, to find a Princess to take back to their kingdom. To ensure the love is real, they’ll go undercover as ordinary people.

The princes should go to a Gypsy wedding. They’ll be hooked up in 30 seconds or less.

By day, I'm an editor. That means I get a cruel thrill out of identifying the parts of other people's creative projects that suck, and alerting those people to said suckage. Sometimes, I get paid for it. I've been known to lose my appetite after seeing how a Thai menu has folded, spindled, and mutilated the Queen's English. Imagine what TV does to me! I guess that's why I wanted to be a recapper at TVgasm. My friends have heard all of my rants, and they are sick of them. TVgasm is a whole new captive audience! So, let's make a compact, you and I: you agree to read my recaps and take what amusement you can from them, and I agree to put into the print the outrageous observations about the show that you thought, but were too PC to say. Let's share our joyous rage after wasting another perfectly good hour in front of the television.

Oh, and I still believe that Magnum, P.I. was the greatest show on television. Although I have not seen Thomas Magnum fishtail that Ferrari in the opening credits since I was 14. If Magnum, P.I. actually sucked, keep your damn squeal hole shut and don't ruin it for me, OK?

2 Comments

  1. 1
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 9:55 am

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gypsies

    Did you leave the last ‘s’ of princes for savings?

  2. 2
    jarthon jarthon
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    I’m waiting on that from Glee too. Brittany pledged she go topless on Tuesdays if she was elected class president and she hasn’t delivered. Stupid politicians not fulfilling campaign promises!

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