Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Tuesday, March 20

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By SuburBint | Tuesday, March 20, 2012 | 4:23 pm | 0 Comments

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Tuesday, March 20

Spring has sprung.

The Biggest Loser (NBC 8pm) A trivia game awards the players cash prizes; the contestants compete for immunity and learn how to surf from “Soul Surfer” Bethany Hamilton.

I hate it when reality TV actually succeeds in being heart-warming.

Fox Tuesday Night “Comedy” Block (8pm – 10pm) Raising Hope, I Hate My Teenage Daughter, New Girl, Breaking In.

I don’t know… remember when sitcoms used to be funny?

The River (ABC 9pm) Finale: As the Magus travels to the final destination, one of the crew is shot; Jahel asks a spirit for help.

Eight episodes were more than enough: discuss.

Ringer (The CW 9pm) After someone tries to kill Bridget, Agent Machado commits himself to finding the responsible party; Henry suspects Siobhan of putting a hit on her sister; Andrew confesses to asking Malcolm to leave; Juliet disappears.

Ma-cay-do, Ma-cha-do, po-tay-to, po-tah-to, let’s call the whole thing off.

Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo 9pm) Briana’s surgery goes worse than expected.

I’m sure Vicki will find a way to make it all about herself, as usual.

Dance Moms (Lifetime 9pm) Abby choreographs a number to bring awareness to the plight of the homeless.

….why?

Fashion Star (NBC 10pm) Episode: Who’s Your Customer?

If the answer is “motorcycle riding, batman-wannabe, singing telegrams/prostitutes” then you’re in luck!

Tabetha Takes Over (Bravo 10pm) Tabetha helps Tim Tschirhart with his holistic wellness center.

A quick look at their website reveals a heavy hand with capital letters and a blatant disregard for apostrophe placement, but I’m guessing that’s not what Tabetha was there to help with.

Justified (FX 10pm) Raylan struggles to keep Dickie Bennett in prison while contending with an increasingly unpredictable Quarles; Boyd’s Harlan election comes to a head.

I want to make a “quarrels with Quarles” joke, but it’s just not working for me.

16 and Pregnant (MTV 10pm) Episode: Where Are They Now? Part 3

Besides jail and rehab, obviously.

What will you be watching tonight?

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After giving birth to her fourth child, SuburBint carefully weighed the options and decided that recapping reality TV was probably a better choice in the long run than alcoholism. Liver function tests have yet to confirm the wisdom of this decision. Being an honest-to-goodness recapper is also a dream come true, as she has aspired to do this ever since discovering that such a thing existed way back in 2002.

Her favorite shows of all time include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, Community, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. She can also quote The Big Lebowski in its entirety, and will do so with little to no provocation.