Tuesday, May 22
On May 22, 1906, Orville and Wilbur Wright were granted U.S. Patent Number 821,393 for their flying machine.
American Idol (Fox 8pm) The two finalists perform.
Remember how Kelly Clarkson won American Idol and then became totally, legitimately successful? That’s probably not going to happen for either of these people. Sorry, guys!
Dancing With the Stars (ABC 9pm) Finale: Gladys Knight performs; Kelly Clarkson performs; the winner is chosen.
Renewal status: Renewed, of course! Who do you think they’ll get to be the “stars” next year? Has Teresa Giudice been on DWtS yet?
Speaking of Teresa, read this article. I’m fairly certain this is what her work is like when she doesn’t have a ghost writer.
America’s Got Talent (NBC 9pm) Auditions in New York continue.
And that’s all you need to know.
Glee (Fox 9pm) Finale: At graduation, the kids consider the future.
There’s an original premise! Renewal status: Renewed. In only a few short months we’ll be able to see exactly how Rachel, Finn, and Kurt manage to so profoundly messed up their lives and ended up spending all their time still in Glee Club. I hate this preposterous show.
LA Complex (The CW 9pm) Connor hits rock bottom; Kaldrick threatens Abby; Nick’s love life heats up; Alicia finds hope.
Remember Melrose Place? Me too.
The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo 9pm) Brooks tries to support Vicki; Tamra and Slade hash out their past; Gretchen and Slade go to couple’s counseling.
The episode title is “Scream Therapy.” This might be awesome.
Dance Moms: Miami (Lifetime 10pm) The mothers assume that Abby and Sammy have quit the dance team when they do not show up; Abby and Sammy return.
That’s basically a synopsis of my dog’s emotional processes every time we leave the house without him.
16 and Pregnant (MTV 10pm) A Virginia high schooler follows in her older sister’s teen mother path.
You can lead a teenager to the Piggly Wiggly, but you can’t make her buy condoms.
Amish Out of Order (The National Geographic Channel 10pm) Episode: Mending Fences
Much like these gentlemen.
Hollywood Treasure (SyFy 10pm) Joe has his eye on a coveted movie icon, but a seller could cut his dreams down to size.
This show qualifies for SyFy because the seller actually cuts Joe’s dreams down to size with mystical dream-cutting garden shears. I don’t want to ruin the show for you by telling you what happens next.
What will you be watching tonight?
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