Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Wednesday, April 11

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By SuburBint | Wednesday, April 11, 2012 | 12:26 pm | 8 Comments
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Wednesday, April 11

The first Apple computer was created on this date in 1976. I wonder if Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak had any idea of what they were setting in motion on that day?

Survivor: One World (CBS 8pm) Episode: Go Out With a Bang — Rumors of a hidden immunity idol disrupt the tribe as the castaways head into tribal council.

Don’t forget to join us for the live tweet-a-thon!

American Idol (Fox 8pm) The singers perform.

Let’s end that sentence with an adverb, shall we? The singers perform… badly? Pretentiously? Desperately? Help me out here.

America’s Next Top Model (CW 9pm) The models create and record music videos with the help of Jessica Sutta and Nadine Coyle.

And that is all I have to say about that.

Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt. 23 (ABC 9:30) June, an optimistic girl from the heartland, moves to New York and is forced to move in with party girl Chloe, who has the “morals of a pirate.” In the opener, June loses her job and, after moving in with Chloe, discovers her boyfriend having sex with Chloe in their apartment.

Two words: Krysten Ritter.

Revenge (ABC 10pm) From the Beginning: a recap episode.

Step down, ABC. Recapping Revenge is S-Natch’s job.

Million Dollar Listing New York (Bravo 10pm) Tension rises between Michael and Fredrik over their collaboration on a listing. Meanwhile, Ryan showcases abodes to a married couple, but the hunt for apartments proves difficult and Ryan must serve as a relationship coach along the way.

Randy Jackson Presents: America’s Best Dance Crew (MTV 10pm) Premiere: Season 7 kicks off with the first round of dance crews incorporating Britney Spears hits into their routines.

Remember what I said yesterday about people cropping up on multiple reality TV shows? That.

Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC 10pm) Southern Celebrity: Fairytale Winter Pageant

This picture came up when I Googled “Fairytale Winter Pageant.” Your guess is as good as mine.

Couple’s Therapy (VH1 10pm) Relationship tensions rise as the couples advance toward the halfway mark in their therapy.

I did not see that coming.

Happily Divorced (TVLand 10:30pm) After facing the reality that she won’t have kids, Fran learns that Peter intends to donate his sperm to an old friend who wants children.

If I were the old friend, I’d be going to the sperm bank.

What will you be watching tonight?

Have an event or factoid that you’d like to share with the ‘Gasm? Want to draw more people’s attention to your favorite show? Hit me up on Twitter @SuburBint or email me at SuburBint@gmail.com, and I will do my best to hook you up!

About

After giving birth to her fourth child, SuburBint carefully weighed the options and decided that recapping reality TV was probably a better choice in the long run than alcoholism. Liver function tests have yet to confirm the wisdom of this decision. Being an honest-to-goodness recapper is also a dream come true, as she has aspired to do this ever since discovering that such a thing existed way back in 2002.

Her favorite shows of all time include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, Community, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. She can also quote The Big Lebowski in its entirety, and will do so with little to no provocation.

 

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted April 11, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Is anyone else fascinated by Frederick on Million Dollar Listing New York? He’s like that robot on Small Wonder, yea.

  2. 2
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted April 11, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Thanks for the shout out, SuperB – those be-yatches at ABC need to back off. Of course, we all know they are spying on me, hence Nolan stealing all my best lines!! :)

    @Gypsy – come on over to the Million Dollar Listing, NY recaps – we wallow in Freddi love over there! And we offer Jello shots. Just sayin’

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted April 11, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    If I ever needed a relationship coach, the first person who would spring to mind is Ryan.

    Oh yeah, Gypsy. Fredrik is hawt. Waaay hawt. And, yes, fascinating in a robot sort of way.

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted April 11, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    @S-Natch & @SSC, I’m in…I don’t watch it regularly but catch up on the weekends. He has this ridiculous spell over me. And he was in gay Swedish porn, simply fascinating!

    I’ll catch up on my reading this week so I can be an informed commentor and not spew comments from my vagina.

  5. 5
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted April 11, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    Dang I missed the Jello shots, Freddi does that to a woman. PS-bitchin’ recipe for jello shots btw!

  6. 6
    featherhead
    Posted April 11, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    I’m so excited REVENGE is on tonite I don’t even care that it is a recap show, I’m sure I’ll need it!

  7. 7
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted April 11, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    I prolly won’t recap the recap show since its a Million Dollar Listing night. Unless y’all will accuse me of slacking.

  8. 8
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted April 12, 2012 at 4:43 am

    Hmmm, gypsy, & S-Natch, we may be on to something. Hostess sinfuls for T&T and Jello shots to watch Fredrik. That aughtta put us either sugar shock or a diabetes clinic.

    Fredrinatics?

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