Wednesday, April 18
The catastrophic earthquake and subsequent fire of San Francisco occurred on this date in 1906.
Survivor: One World (CBS 8pm) Episode: I’m No Dummy
That’s debatable, regardless of who says it.
American Idol (Fox 8pm) Finalists compete
This is not crazy.
America’s Next Top Model (The CW 9pm) The models must collaborate with young girls on a PSA for an anti-bullying campaign; singer Estelle poses with the contestants during the photo shoot.
Anti-bullying campaigns are the new ___________________________. Best comment gets a prize.
Sons of Guns (The Discovery Channel 9pm) Finale: Max Brooks, author of “The Zombie Survival Guide,” requests the ultimate zombie gun; the shop divides into teams for a zombie shootout.
Come the zombie apocalypse, I will be one of the first casualties. I’ve made peace with this fact.
Ghost Hunters (SyFy 9pm) The team investigates the U.S. Naval Institute in Annapolis, Maryland; a marine’s death still remains a mystery.
Every episode I’ve seen of this show is exactly the same, except for the location. “Did you hear that?!” “Did you see that?!” “Oh man, I just felt something!”
Revenge (ABC 10pm) Daniel’s imprisonment has an unexpected impact on Victoria; Jack’s search for Amanda becomes more desperate.
It’s back for realzies this week! If, like me, you can’t remember what happened in the first half of the season, S-Natch has got you covered.
Million Dollar Listing: New York (Bravo 10pm) Michael tries to prove himself on his own with his new Jean Nouvel building.
Jean Nouvel has a thing for glass. I would not want to put Michael in charge of this much glass.
South Park (Comedy Central 10pm) The boys’ ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.
I thought that was the whole point of ziplining.
Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC 10pm) Destiny’s mom has pushed her credit cards to the limit.
And our patience.
Couple’s Therapy (VH1 10pm) The staff looks closely at the underlying causes of the relationship issues.
Unless they decide to go with, “You are all self-obsessed famewhores who are incapable of forming a healthy, meaningful bond with another human being,” they are doing it wrong.
What will you be watching tonight?
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