Wednesday, August 15
On this date in 1040, King Duncan of Scotland was killed in battle against MacBeth. Seventeen years later, MacBeth also died on this date, fighting against the army of Máel Coluim mac Donnchada.
Big Brother (CBS 8pm) The contestants compete in the veto competition.
Today must be Wednesday.
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox 8pm) The finalists perform some of Mia Michaels’ greatest routines; guest judges Michael Nunn and Billy Trevitt.
Mia Michaels choreographed this creepy little dance number.
Oh Sit! (The CW 8pm) Premiere: Twelve daredevils compete in a high-octane game of musical chairs for a cash prize; Kevin Rudolf performs.
Meanwhile, NBC is working on a similar show in which contestants play pin the tail on the donkey. Working title? Bad Ass.
America’s Got Talent (NBC 9pm) Four acts discovered online advance to the semi-finals; Olympic gold medalist Gabby Douglas; a day in the life of Howard Stern; Karmin performs.
Gabby Douglas is there in order to make up for the Howard Stern vignette.
Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles (Bravo 9pm) Finale: John and Colton have shocking family news; Madison is skeptical when Heather reaches out to him; Josh Altman makes an eight-digit sale.
Does 0.0000093 count as eight digits?
Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC 9pm) Mackenzie and Christian compete against Jayla and Chloe.
This isn’t the same Makenzie of “ni-ni” fame, although if they wanted to give that demon child her own show, they could call it Ni-Ni and Me-Me.
American Hoggers (A & E 10pm) Premiere: Jerry’s decision to “hang up his spurs” and turn the family business over to Robert does not sit well with Krystal.
Wives can get so cranky when their husbands participate in home decorating.
I Married a Mobster (Investigation Discovery 10pm) Lindsey Cyr reveals what life was like with Boston’s most infamous criminal, Whitey Bulgar.
So now we know what happened after that bolt of lightning.
The Real World: St. Thomas (MTV 10pm) Robb beats himself up over Marie; Trey continues to distance himself and Laura lets loose.
Sadly, Robb gives himself a figurative rather than a literal beating.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (TLC 10pm, 10:30pm) Alana learns her hardest routine yet; June puts her money-saving skills to the test; a baby shower for Chickadee. The family prepares for June and Sugar Bear’s anniversary; June discovers that Alana’s pageant dress doesn’t fit.
Little Honey Boo Boo, hopping through the forest, eating up all the cheese doodles, and making her belly talk.
What will you be watching tonight?
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