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Wednesday, August 22
Big Brother (CBS 8) The contestants compete in the veto competition.
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox 8pm) The top 10 finalists perform; two dancers are sent home; guest judge Benjamin Millepied; L.A. Dance Project performs.
Millepied (aka Mr. Natalie Portman) is the son of a decathlete and a dance, and his name translates to “a thousand feet.” Pretty convenient for a professional ballet dancer.
Oh Sit! (The CW 8pm) Daredevils compete for cash; The Speakers perform.
In more interesting news, did you hear about LL Cool J beating the crap out of a burglar early this morning?
America’s Got Talent (NBC 9pm) Four wildcard acts advance to the semi-finals.
Are they “Draw Four” wildcards, or just regular wildcards?
Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC 9pm) Scarlett and Isabella compete against Elizabeth and Kylee at the Little Mr. and Miss Nevada pageant in Las Vegas.
Hollywood Exes (VH1 9pm) Mayte and Jessica try to repair their relationship; Sheree pitches her skin product; Nicole prepares a showing of her clothing line.
Jane and Blanche do an excellent job skewering this show every week, and while I haven’t been able to bring myself to actually watch the show, their recaps are source of weekly delight.
NY Med (ABC 10pm) Finale: A mother faces a risky surgery to remove cancer from her abdomen; a husband and wife balance surgical residency and their relationship; a confident cardiac surgeon; a new kind of colon surgery gives hope to an 18-year-old with Crohn’s disease.
I prefer my cardiac surgeons confident, just this side of cocky. The last thing a person needs during heart surgery is a timid person poking around in there.
Top Chef Masters (Bravo 10pm) The chefs make dishes for the Indigo Girls; upscale pool party hosted by Holly Madison.
There are so many tasteless jokes to be made here, I don’t even know where to begin.
Dirty Jobs: Down Under (The Discovery Channel 10pm) Mike Rowe travels down the northern coast of Australia to work and hunt with Aboriginals who have lived off the land for more than 40,000 years.
Looks like Mike Rowe found some men at work.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (TLC 10pm) The family decorates for an annual Christmas in July celebration; Anna is rushed to the hospital with contractions.
The real question is, what will this week’s episode’s comment wars be about? My vote is for “Childbirth: Why My Way Is Better Than Yours.”
What will you be watching tonight?
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