Wednesday, February 1
E! News (E!, 7 pm) Coverage of television, film and music, as well as the celebrity party scene.
Tonight, the surprising reason why we love Jennifer Aniston, but we don’t want her to be happy.
Hogs Gone Wild (Discovery, 7 pm) Dr. West and Renee go on the hunt for giant, wild hogs that are terrorizing the US.
If they encountered NeNe, I hope they brought a cannon.
Superbowl’s Greatest Commercials (CBS, 8 pm) Viewers votes determine the greatest advertisements that have aired during the Super Bowls; Boomer Esiason and Jillian Michaels host.
You know that fuckin’ Aflac duck is gonna be in this. A lot.
American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Hopefuls in Portland, Ore., perform for the judges.
And a hopeful Paula will be hanging around the parking lot.
One Tree Hill (CW, 8 pm) Julian struggles with guilt; Brooke and Haley confront the difficult owner of a new, rival cafe; Quinn goes to the extreme in her efforts to help Clay.
Clay better have West Nile disease, otherwise all these problems are really dumb.
Cro-Magnons go nutty for soft serve.
Nova (PBS, 9 pm) Archaeologists study the life and death of North America’s most exotic and extreme creatures.
Some of Teresa Guidice’s relatives will be studied.
My 600-lb Life: Melissa’s Story (TLC, 9pm) Melissa begins her seven-year weight loss journey.
Melissa’s journey is more likely to end in weight-loss than Ben Flajnik’s journey is to end in love.
Mobbed (Fox, 9 pm) Special appearances include musician Art Alexakis, dance group FORMALity, drummer DJ Ravi and rapper Ace Hood.
Here’s a name for your dance group: Nv’rHEARDofYA.
Ghost Hunters (SyFy, 9 pm) A pair of plumbers moonlights as ghostbusters for clients who report paranormal phenomena.
No video, huh? Well, while I’ve got you guys here, that darn toilet keeps running unless I jiggle the handle…