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Wednesday, February 15
Survivor (CBS, 8pm) Premiere: As the contestants are divided into teams — men versus women — they learn that they must share one beach.
Survivor desperately tries to remain relevant by getting creative input from third graders.
American Idol (Fox, 8pm) Contestants vie for a spot in the next round.
After this episode, there will only be another 4,367 hours of American idol left to air this year.
Pretty Woman (ABC Family, 8pm) A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills.
I’ve given up trying to understand why this channel still has the word “family” in its name.
Whitney Houston: Last Days of a Legend (E, 9pm) A look at this music icon’s life, career and her final days.
And the “Quickest to Jump on a Celebrity’s Tragic Death for Ratings” award goes to E.
Revenge (ABC, 10pm) Emily’s vendetta takes a dark turn at her and Daniel’s engagement party, putting everyone in mortal danger.
Didn’t see that coming.
CSI (CBS, 10pm) Russell seeks advice from a former colleague during an investigation into the death of a man’s ex-girlfriend.
Who is Russell?
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC, 10pm) The investigation into a home invasion that ended with two dead leads to a shocking revelation about Detective Rollins.
I miss Stabler.
Top Chef (Bravo, 10pm) The final 4 compete in a Top Chef twist on the Olympic games in Whistler, British Colombia.
The cheftestants have to make Kraft Dinner while skiing.
The Challenge: Battle of the Exes (MTV, 10pm) Love the Way You Lie — CT and Diem try to repair their relationship; bad blood resurfaces.
Here’s hoping nobody gets tied to a bed.
Face Off (SyFy, 10pm) Models are transformed into ugly ducklings.