Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Wednesday, February 15

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By SuburBint | Wednesday, February 15, 2012 | 12:01 am | 13 Comments
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Wednesday, February 15

Survivor (CBS, 8pm) Premiere: As the contestants are divided into teams — men versus women — they learn that they must share one beach.

Survivor desperately tries to remain relevant by getting creative input from third graders.

American Idol (Fox, 8pm) Contestants vie for a spot in the next round.

After this episode, there will only be another 4,367 hours of American idol left to air this year.

Pretty Woman (ABC Family, 8pm) A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills.

I’ve given up trying to understand why this channel still has the word “family” in its name.

Whitney Houston: Last Days of a Legend (E, 9pm) A look at this music icon’s life, career and her final days.

And the “Quickest to Jump on a Celebrity’s Tragic Death for Ratings” award goes to E.

Revenge (ABC, 10pm) Emily’s vendetta takes a dark turn at her and Daniel’s engagement party, putting everyone in mortal danger.

Didn’t see that coming.

Oh wait…

CSI (CBS, 10pm) Russell seeks advice from a former colleague during an investigation into the death of a man’s ex-girlfriend.

Who is Russell?

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC, 10pm) The investigation into a home invasion that ended with two dead leads to a shocking revelation about Detective Rollins.

I miss Stabler.

Top Chef (Bravo, 10pm) The final 4 compete in a Top Chef twist on the Olympic games in Whistler, British Colombia.

The cheftestants have to make Kraft Dinner while skiing.

The Challenge: Battle of the Exes (MTV, 10pm) Love the Way You Lie — CT and Diem try to repair their relationship; bad blood resurfaces.

Here’s hoping nobody gets tied to a bed.

Face Off (SyFy, 10pm) Models are transformed into ugly ducklings.

Top this.

 

 

About

After giving birth to her fourth child, SuburBint carefully weighed the options and decided that recapping reality TV was probably a better choice in the long run than alcoholism. Liver function tests have yet to confirm the wisdom of this decision. Being an honest-to-goodness recapper is also a dream come true, as she has aspired to do this ever since discovering that such a thing existed way back in 2002.

Her favorite shows of all time include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, Community, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. She can also quote The Big Lebowski in its entirety, and will do so with little to no provocation.

 

13 Comments

  1. 1
    itchy
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 12:31 am

    Oh shit. A new Survivor already? Do these people never rest? They’re really beating the shit out of this sorry old horse.

  2. 2
    hot cawfee
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 6:01 am

    Roger that itchy— beat the horse and turn it over and beat it again!!

    Maybe this is the time for Jenni and Snooki to go Survivor????

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 6:11 am

    Hot Cawfee, now THERE’s a show I would watch. As it looks from what we are being offered, I think I’ll play solitaire Scrabble until it’s time for Top Chef, ’cause that challenge is the one to watch.

    I miss Stabler too. *Sigh*

    Love, SSC

  4. 4
    thatdariamom1332
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 6:31 am

    Haha, E! and VH1 are the kings when it comes to exploiting a celebrity’s death before they’re even cold. I saw VH1′s Whitney: Death of a Legend (or some variation on that phrase) scheduled for Monday. Welcome to the Circus of Laying Whitney to Rest In Peace.

  5. 5
    itchy
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 6:44 am

    Ha ha, they’ve already done a Jersey Shore goes Survivor concept in England — it’s called Shipwrecked the Island, and it’s more than a trainwreck, it’s a …. shipwreck… Seriously, it’s mind-boggling to watch. Don’t know if the episodes are still available, but you can try here: http://realitytvfan.org/

  6. 6
    hot cawfee
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 7:01 am

    ROFL– I am waiting for the “E True Story” — Subject : JZ and Beyonce plotted against Whitney b/c they have to throw the spotlight off themselves regarding Beyonce not actually being pregnant. AAhhhh conspiracy theories abound !!!!!!!!
    and I just read something really kookie– about the occult and Whitney being a sacrifice b/c her b-day 8-9 and date of death 2-11 is the number 9-11 which means…something.

  7. 7
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 8:37 am

    “Pretty Woman (ABC Family, 8pm)”

    Yup. Nothin’ says “family viewing” like some guy buying a hooker.

  8. 8
    hot cawfee
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 8:42 am

    ROFL Cattyfan– ahhh but “she’s got a heart of gold”. bbaahhaahhaahhaa
    Truly a lesson for the kiddies

  9. 9
    chooch850@yahoo.com
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 9:22 am

    I’ve started a thread in the forums so we can properly deconstruct this new attempt at reviving “Survivor” every week.

  10. 10
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    Seriously. Survivor needs to switch it up. How’s the Jersey Shore folks vs the Kartrashians. Obnoxious and obnoxiouser.

  11. 11
    hot cawfee
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    what about Survivor Grand Canyon??? tent, water and kill you own food. Or Survivor NYC– metrocard, Starbucks card and quarters for the pay toilets????

  12. 12
    itchy
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    Sufvivor Republican Primary?

  13. 13
    itchy
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    Heh. That’s one of my best typos ever! I was staring at it as I typed and I thought, “well, I know I typed an ‘r’ there. That must be just a smudge on the screen.” And so I hit the enter key.

    But I think Sufvivor pretty much sums it up.

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