Wednesday, February 22
On this day in 1889, President Grover Cleveland signed the bill granting North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, and Washington statehood.
Survivor: One World (CBS 8pm) Misfits join together under an unlikely leader.
I’ve been waiting for years for Survivor to turn into a full blown Lord of the Flies situation. Maybe this will be the tipping point.
American Idol (Fox 8pm) Episode: Final Judgment, Part 1
“Final Judgment, Part 1″ is a delicious oxymoron.
Arizona Republican Presidential Debate (CNN 8pm) Ron Paul, Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich share a stage for the Arizona presidential debate.
Modern Family (ABC 9pm) Mitchell ruins one of Jay’s proudest moments; Phil overhears something about one of his daughters; Gloria accidentally discovers Claire’s secret.
Raise your hand if you now think of Ed O’Neill as Jay instead of Al Bundy.
Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy (The History Channel 9pm) Larry’s love of livestock leads him to a genuine cattle drive; Larry joins a company called Mr. John; the great American used car salesman.
I get tired of Larry the Cable Guy during his 30-second Prilosec commercial, it blows my mind that he has a weekly hour-long television show. That is in its second season. Only in America, indeed.
20/20: Before They Were Famous (ABC 10pm) Robin Roberts examines the early lives and careers of the 2012 Oscar nominees and showcases photos, home videos and interviews with former co-stars and friends.
It’s like the Cliff Notes of “E! True Hollywood Story”s.
Top Chef (Bravo 10pm) The final 3 must create a cohesive dish with the concept of fire and ice.
Now we know who catered the engagement party on Revenge.
Restaurant Impossible (Food Network 10pm) A dirty Italian eatery has not been cleaned in 25 years.
This is a great show to watch if you’re looking for reasons to start cooking at home more often.
American Weed (National Geographic Channel 10pm) Premiere: The Stanley brothers have to move their $250,000 crop to a larger greenhouse; a proposition that may close down dispensaries in the city.
Like Weeds, except with grown-up, responsible protagonists, and little to no nudity. So, you know, not really like Weeds at all.
Except for the whole marijuana thing.
So tell me, ‘Gasmii, what will you be watching tonight?
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