Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Wednesday, February 29

Wednesday, February 29

Happy Leap Day!

The Middle (ABC 8pm) Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday.

Mathematically, approximately 0.068% of the population of the world has a February 29th birth date. 68% of prime time sitcoms have an episode based on a character with a February 29th birth date every four years.

Survivor (CBS 8pm) Episode: One World is Out the Window

That certainly didn’t last long.

Whitney (NBC 8pm) Whitney has an unexpected reaction when confronted with a mugger; Lily tries to keep herself busy after her and Neal’s wedding is called off; Mark encourages Neal to talk about his feelings.

Is anybody actually watching this show? I thought it got cancelled.

American Idol (Fox 8pm) The female semifinalists perform.

It would figure that, on the one extra day that we get every four years, precious television time is taken up by American Fucking Idol.

Modern Family (ABC 9pm) Mitchell feels pressured to make Cameron’s birthday extra special.

See above re: The Middle.

Can we give it a rest now?

America’s Next Top Model: British Invasion (CW 9pm) Former “Britain’s Next Top Model” contestants compete against a new group of American hopefuls; the models pose as famous British and American public figures during the first photo shoot; guest judge Kelly Osbourne.

I would ask why, but I just realized that I don’t actually care.

Revenge (ABC 10pm) The Graysons unite in the face of recent scandal.

Someone must have worn white after Labor Day.

Law & Order: SVU (NBC 10pm) Olivia’s half-brother shows up looking for help when child services threatens to take his kids away; the investigation into an abandoned baby found by a homeless couple leads to a shocking discovery.

Is it just me, or is Mariska Hargitay looking more and more like a man?

Top Chef (Bravo 10pm) For their final challenge, the chefs each take over a restaurant and design a four-course meal to be judged.

We’re right there with ya, buddy.

The Challenge: Battle of the Exes (MTV 10pm) CT and Diem take their relationship to a dark place.

Arkansas?

What are you going to be watching tonight?

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