Wednesday, July 11
Legendary baseball player Babe Ruth began his career in Major League Baseball as a starting pitcher for the Boston Red Sox on this date in 1914.
Dogs in the City (CBS 8pm) Finale: Justin and actress Edie Falco renovate an animal shelter; an aggressive dog who was once attacked; an anxious dog has difficulty remaining calm during playtime.
Edie Falco? They’re pulling out the big guns for this season finale.
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox 8pm) The top 20 finalists perform.
I felt sexually harassed just watching the commercials for this week’s episode.
Melissa & Joey (ABC Family 8pm) Mel’s friend wants Joe to be the father of her baby.
Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence co-starred in the 2009 ABC Family Original Movie™ My Fake Fiancé, and apparently their “amazing chemistry” led to this sitcom. Chick flicks have much to answer for.
Beverly Hills Nannies (ABC Family 9pm) Premiere: The competitive lives of the nannies.
It’s all about the sex with the boss/free couture ratio.
Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC 9pm) Danielle, Kayla and Kailia put it all on the line at the California Tropic Arizona pageant.
California is literally just an 8 hour drive away from any major metropolitan area in Arizona. I am embarrassed for my state.
Royal Pains (USA 9pm) Hank and Divya treat a matchmaker; Evan tries to rein in his staff; Paige plans a party; Boris works to protect his family.
You can protect your family in style by building a luxury apocalypse bunker like the one pictured above.
Final Witness (ABC 10pm) A criminal deceives his family into following him as he tries to stay ahead of the law, but when the pressure gets to be too much, his wife and three children end up dead.
The world need no longer wonder what Ann Rule books would be like with commercials.
Futurama (Comedy Central 10pm) Leela is upset when her mother starts dating Zapp Brannigan.
Remember on The Office when Michael dated Pam’s mom. It’s like that, except it will be funny.
Restaurant: Impossible (The Food Network 10pm) A family restaurant struggling financially; owners and staff struggle emotionally.
This show is where people who didn’t make the Kitchen Nightmares roster go.
Necessary Roughness (USA 10pm) Dani works with an illusionist; Ray J and Lindsay find out about Dani’s relationship with Matt; TK gets into a Twitter flame war.
I’m disappointed every week when this show continues to not be about a dominatrix.
What will you be watching tonight?
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