Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Wednesday, July 25

Wednesday, July 25

Mozart completed his Symphony #40 in G minor on this date in 1788.

 Big Brother (CBS 8pm) Contestants compete in the veto competition.

After that stunning description there is nothing left for me to say.

The CLIOS: World’s Best Commercials (NBC 8pm) Innovative advertisements from around the world; J.B. Smoove hosts.

I’m just happy that the original FreeCreditReport.com guys are back.

 So You Think You Can Dance (Fox 8pm) The finalists perform; contestants face elimination; guest judge Christina Applegate.

This gig is definitely a step up from Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakqual.

Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC 9pm) Out of This World Pageant: Bella, Ava Lane and Jayla hope their stars align at the Out of this World Pageant in Darien, Ga.

This is one of the most creative themes they’ve had on this show. Unfortunately, most pageant parents rarely seem to understand any theme that is not Mardi Gras related.

Dallas (TNT 9pm) The Ewing family must make some decisions; a large oil company approaches Christopher; the Ewings fight to protect Southfork from outsiders.

Their battle plan involves alternately mesmerizing and nauseating their opponents depending on who drops their towel.

Hollywood Exes (VH1 9pm) Tony sets Andrea up on a date; Mayte plans a party for her mother’s birthday.

Jane and Blanche are recapping this show, and they are doing a great job with the material that they have to work with.  Pop in and check out their recaps!

Jimmy Fallon’s Primetime Music Special (NBC 10pm) Popular music sketches from “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.”

Watching Jimmy Fallon and Joseph Gordon Levitt sing “Edge of Glory” as David Bowie and Axl Rose changed my life. Watch this special.

Absolutely Fabulous (BBC America 10pm) Eddy plans to rent out her house for the Olympics; after being thrown out of a party, the women end up alone in the Olympic Stadium.

Sweetie, darling — your drunken antics have stopped being funny and now are depressing to watch.

Top Chef Masters (Bravo 10pm) Premiere: The chefs play a culinary card game for ingredients; creating a high-end buffet for the Vegas strip to feed performers.

Curtis Stone and his hair are on more TV shows a year than Gordon Ramsay.

Virgin Diaries (TLC 10pm) Dan is looking forward to having sex for the first time; virgin Michelle says she just forgot to have sex.

“Let’s see… I went to the bank, I did the grocery shopping, I balanced my checkbook…. Oops, I forgot to have sex! Oh well, I guess I’ll do it tomorrow.”

What will you be watching tonight?

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