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Saturday, March 10
Slim pickings, folks. Rent a movie, go to bed early, have sex, whatever. There is pretty much nothing on TV tonight.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo 8pm) Episode: The Social Edition
Don’t know, don’t care.
20/20 (ABC 9pm) Children of hoarders; women who love cats; a former hair model has the condition alopecia; children with progeria.
That sounds fun.
The Firm (NBC 9pm) Mitch defends a woman accused of kidnapping a baby; Abby thinks a student is being abused; Tammy and Ray find useful information regarding the Sarah Holt case; Joey tries to prove a point.
So that’s still on.
Billy the Exterminator (A&E 9pm) Critters are disturbing the scariest part of New Orleans.
As opposed to the drunk frat boys that are disturbing all of the other parts of New Orleans.
The Suze Orman Show (CNBC 9pm) Episode: Rules for Lending Money
Don’t. Sorted! Next?
Sunday, March 11
The Sunday night TV roster is actually pretty decent. Now you just have to choose between:
Desperate Housewives (ABC 8pm) Susan learns that Ben’s loan shark is targeting Mike; Carlos exhibits unusual behavior during his first day back at work; Tom’s girlfriend, Jane, has shocking news for Lynette.
The Good Wife (CBS 8pm) Alicia helps Colin Sweeney when a sexual misconduct claim affects his efforts to win back control of his company; Peter asks Cary to enforce office policies.
The Celebrity Apprentice (NBC 8pm) The teams must produce an event to introduce a new car; while the men’s project manager selection is questioned, conflict divides the women’s team; Trump makes a surprising decision.
This is the best season of Celebrity Apprentice that we’ve had in a long time. I seriously can’t wait!
The Walking Dead (AMC 8pm) Someone dangerous may be loose near the farm; Rick, Shane, Daryl and Glenn keep the group safe.
I know, I wasn’t expecting danger either.
GCB (ABC 9pm) Amanda worries that Laura will be branded as less-than-pretty at school; Gigi throws a luncheon to reintroduce Amanda to society; Carlene plots revenge against Amanda; Blake and Cricket disagree; Sharon wonders about Zach.
I missed the season premiere! Are we recapping this? Should we be?
What are you watching this weekend?