Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition

Watercooler

By SuburBint | Saturday, March 31, 2012 | 12:31 am | 13 Comments
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Season 2 of Game of Thrones premieres this weekend. Here endeth the lesson.

Okay, fine, I’ll give you what you came here for. But none of it will be half as good as Game of Thrones. And a huge shout-out and thank you to Flipit for covering for me these past couple days!

Saturday, March 31

Escape Routes (NBC 8pm) Six teams of two participants embark on a unique national road trip competition.

The premise sounds familiar…

20/20: My Extreme Affliction (ABC 9pm) Children with obsessive compulsive disorder; families of children with schizophrenia share their experiences.

Didn’t My Extreme Affliction open for Poison back in the day?

Bayou Billionaires (CMT 9pm) Season Finale: Gerald Sr. won’t let the Dowden ladies take part in the family camping trip; Kitten treats the women to a weekend in Beverly Hills.

Sucks to be a girl in that family.

Welcome to Sweetie Pie’s (OWN 9pm) Season Premiere: Tim and Jenae move in with Miss Robbie; tensions run high between Robbie and Tim.

Turns out Sweetie Pie’s is a soul food restaurant and not, as I originally thought, a brothel.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Game of Thrones!!! Tonight!! HBO!

Once Upon A Time (ABC 8pm) Emma keeps searching for evidence to prove Mary Margaret’s innocence in Kathryn’s murder; the root of the evil queen’s disdain for Snow White is revealed.

Sure, people who attract herds of small, disease carrying critters when they sing are annoying, but that doesn’t mean it’s okay to try and kill them, Regina!

The 47th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards (CBS 8pm)  Reba McEntire and Blake Shelton host the annual ceremony honoring achievement in country music at MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas.

The good news is that Gwenyth Paltrow won’t be singing at them this year.

The Celebrity Apprentice (NBC 8pm) The celebrities must create and sell a celebrity guidebook about New York, with Regis Philbin judging the product’s quality.

I’m pretty sure Regis and The Donald get their hair done at the same place.

The Killing (AMC 8pm) Season Premiere: Sarah investigates a possible cover up; an ominous discovery is made at the Larsen’s house; Councilman Richmond has a dark secret.

That’s pretty much how season 1 left me feeling, too.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo 9pm) New episode

They’ve stopped giving episode descriptions for this show on the zap2it listings. I think that says all we need to know.

Game of Thrones (HBO 9pm) Tyrion arrives in King’s Landing to counsel Joffrey; Stannis Baratheon plots an invasion to claim his late brother’s throne; Daenerys and her three dragons search for allies and water; Bran presides over a threadbare Winterfell.

“What will you be watching tonight?”

About

After giving birth to her fourth child, SuburBint carefully weighed the options and decided that recapping reality TV was probably a better choice in the long run than alcoholism. Liver function tests have yet to confirm the wisdom of this decision. Being an honest-to-goodness recapper is also a dream come true, as she has aspired to do this ever since discovering that such a thing existed way back in 2002.

Her favorite shows of all time include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, Community, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. She can also quote The Big Lebowski in its entirety, and will do so with little to no provocation.

 

13 Comments

  1. 1
    eieiobingo
    Posted March 31, 2012 at 4:32 am

    aaaaaaa Game of Thrones is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 2
    SuburBint
    Posted March 31, 2012 at 5:48 am

    Yeah it is!

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 31, 2012 at 7:03 am

    *Heavy sigh* No. H.B.O. Oh. No!

  4. 4
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted March 31, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    Daenerys and her three dragons can all bite my ass.

  5. 5
    CannedGinger CannedGinger
    Posted April 1, 2012 at 5:21 am

    This season the dragons will be too small to bite your ass, but I bet they’ll love to take a chunk next season.

  6. 6
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted April 1, 2012 at 5:50 am

    As would we all.

  7. 7
    SuburBint
    Posted April 1, 2012 at 6:33 am

    Unicorns? Really?

  8. 8
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted April 1, 2012 at 6:41 am

    Hmmmmmmmm. Yours, SuperB looks more like a uni-mane.

  9. 9
    SuburBint
    Posted April 1, 2012 at 6:46 am

    See how it says “One Trick Pony” in some of the avatar boxes? Click it. Click it several times. Must be our April Fool’s present from TPTB.

  10. 10
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted April 1, 2012 at 6:49 am

    SuperB, you are just so clever. I thought that flipit was just on to my true nature.

    Thank you, Flip, for a screen full of unicorns and corny rainbows!!!!!!!!!!

  11. 11
    featherhead
    Posted April 1, 2012 at 10:49 am

    I didn’t even think of April Fools!! That was so cute, someone has too much time on their hands since Project Runway and Real Howives of BH are done!

  12. 12
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted April 1, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Isn’t it a fun way to celebrate this holiday?

  13. 13
    CannedGinger CannedGinger
    Posted April 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    The BEST! Grrls unicornz!

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