Saturday, April 7
Russell Crowe turns 48 today.
The 10 Commandments (ABC 8pm) Moses leads an exodus from Egypt to the Promised Land, complete with parting of the Red Sea.
So… they weren’t able to get the rights to Ben Hur and assumed that most people wouldn’t know the difference as long as Charlton Heston was wearing a robe? They’re probably not wrong.
Sunday, April 8, 2012
The Amazing Race (CBS 8pm) Tensions between two teams come to a head; the racers train with Masai warriors in Tanzania.
Because when Phil says “Jump,” they say, “How high?”
Harry’s Law (NBC 8pm) A former client accuses Harry of taking advantage of him.
I hope he doesn’t mean sexually.
GCB (ABC 9pm) Blake has a special request for Cricket.
It’s astonishing how many “GCB”s have the word “cricket” as the C.
The Celebrity Apprentice (NBC 9pm) One celebrity blows up at a teammate.
My money’s on Lisa.
Nurse Jackie (Showtime 9pm) Premiere: Jackie realizes she needs help.
Just now she’s realizing that?
GCB (ABC 10pm) Episode: Sex is Divine — Pastor Tudor surprises the congregation when he tells them to get frisky.
It’s amazing how many people start coming to church when the pastor starts talking about sex.
Mad Men (AMC 10pm) Don runs into someone from his past; Joan makes a decision, and Roger gives Peggy extra work.
I just took the Mad Men personality test: I’m Betty Draper. FML
Game of Thrones (HBO 10pm) Tyrion chastens Cersei for alienating the king’s subjects; Arya shares a secret with Gendry; one of Dany’s scouts returns with news; Theon Greyjoy reunites with his father; Davos enlists a pirate to join forces with Stannis and Melisandre.
However, in the Game of Thrones personality test I was Tyrion, so I guess things are looking up.
The Borgias (Showtime 10pm) Pope Alexander VI takes a new lover; a cache of ancient artifacts is discovered; Cesare and Juan’s rivalry spills into the streets; Lucrezia tends her newborn child; Della Rovere escapes an assassination attempt.
Wacky hijinks ensue.
What will you be watching this weekend?