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Top 10 TV Shows, Wednesday, Feb 27
Gun Stories (7:30 pm) An in-depth look at the FN Fal.
I bet the NRA thinks it’s cruel that you can watch this show but can’t readily buy the featured product.
Pasion Prohibida (8 pm Telemundo) La historia de una bella mujer que se convierte en una víctima de su propia venganza.
You don’t need to speak Spanish; prohibited passion is a language all its own.
Gee, your hair smells bueno.
Survivor: Caramoan (8pm CBS) Malcolm and Corinne’s special bond leads to a discovery that livens up the game; unrest ensues after alliances shift.
Danged if I’d get left on an island with that bat-shit crazy cat Phillip.
American Idol (8pm FOX) Semifinalist Round. Part 3.
Idol, Survivor, and Whitney Cumming’s sitcom, all on at 8. I wonder who’s gonna lose that race?
Whitney (8pm, NBC) Whitney is not enthused when Alex tries to bring his former motorcycle days back to life; Lily orders new beer for the bar without Mark’s approval.
Win… place… Whitney.
Kourtney and Kim Take Miami (8pm E!) Kourtney wants to leave the hotel and find a house; Scott gets overly friendly with Khloe; Rob has a bad breakup.
The kontinuing adventures of a two kooky kunts.
Jesus: The Lost 40 Days (8pm History 2) Re-creating the events in the lost gospels of Mary Magdalene, Thomas, Peter and others.
Mary Magdalene never did save her work often enough.
Law & Order: SVU (9 pm, NBC) A promising singer is beaten by her boyfriend, a famous hip-hop star, but she refuses to help ADA Barba build his case; the defendant and his attorney turn the case into a media circus.
I just can’t wait for the SVU gang to explain to us why Ri-Ri didn’t just have Chris arrested.
Duck Dynasty (10pm, A&E) The men camp out the evening before the opening of duck season; Miss Kay rebuffs unbathed Phil’s romantic advances.
I don’t really know what this show is about. But I haven’t tried really hard to find out, either.
Top Chef: Seattle (10pm, Bravo) Finale.
Listening to Hughnibrow talk has the same effect on me as hearing Norah Jones sing: Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Inflection! Inflection! My kingdom for inflection!