Friday, Dec 23rd
SpongeBob Squarepants (Nik, 7 pm) SpongeBob receives an invitation to take part in a competition on Karate Island.
Sweep the leg, Spongebob.
Earth 2050: The Future of Energy (Green Planet, 7 pm) In the year 2050, with a booming population in dire need of energy, how will we adapt?
We won’t. Fossil fuels will run out, and we’ll all die.
Bette Midler: The Showgirl Must Go On (HBO, 7:45 pm) The singer performs at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
A young girl’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
WWE Friday Night Smackdown (SyFy, 8 pm) Did The Big Show destroy Mark Henry with a chair to become World Heavyweight Champion?
I don’t know, but unless they turned Mark Henry into a vengeance-seeking cyborg, this has no business airing on SyFy channel.
Contenders: They Ran and Lost But Changed Political History (CSPAN, 9 pm) Candidates that changed the political landscape despite losing their elections.
Before Sarah Palin, the words “MILF” and “vice president” had never been used in the same sentence.
Gold Rush (Discovery, 9 pm) A behind-the-scenes look at arguments among miners, narrow escapes and the struggles to get it all on camera.
They say “glory hole” a lot.
Say Yes to the Dress (TLC, 9 pm) Ashley is dreaming of one gown that she tried on at another salon
But instead of going back to other place and buying the damn thing, she shows up at Kleinfeld Bridal to act like a complete thundercunt.
Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss (TLC, 9:30 pm) Lindsey travels from St. Louis to find a gown; Jessica lost weight and is ready to flaunt her new figure; Jennifer decides her dress needs work.
Same crazy, wider asses.
Fashion Police (E!, 10:30 pm) Fashion’s best of the year mixed with the worst of the year, including a funeral for the worst trends of the year.
Bitch stole my look!
Chelsea Lately (E!, 11 pm) TV Personality Duane “Dog” Chapman and his wife Beth
Guess the “bounty hunter” thing didn’t work out. It was probably the hair.