Tonight’s Top 10 TV Shows, Friday, Dec. 23

Watercooler

By NotWithoutMyTV | Friday, December 23, 2011 | 12:00 am | 5 Comments
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Friday, Dec 23rd

SpongeBob Squarepants (Nik, 7 pm) SpongeBob receives an invitation to take part in a competition on Karate Island.

Sweep the leg, Spongebob.

Earth 2050: The Future of Energy (Green Planet, 7 pm) In the year 2050, with a booming population in dire need of energy, how will we adapt?

We won’t. Fossil fuels will run out, and we’ll all die.

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Bette Midler: The Showgirl Must Go On (HBO, 7:45 pm) The singer performs at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.

A young girl’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

WWE Friday Night Smackdown (SyFy, 8 pm) Did The Big Show destroy Mark Henry with a chair to become World Heavyweight Champion?

I don’t know, but unless they turned Mark Henry into a vengeance-seeking cyborg, this has no business airing on SyFy channel.

Contenders: They Ran and Lost But Changed Political History (CSPAN, 9 pm) Candidates that changed the political landscape despite losing their elections.

Before Sarah Palin, the words “MILF” and “vice president” had never been used in the same sentence.

Gold Rush (Discovery, 9 pm) A behind-the-scenes look at arguments among miners, narrow escapes and the struggles to get it all on camera.

They say “glory hole” a lot.

Say Yes to the Dress (TLC, 9 pm) Ashley is dreaming of one gown that she tried on at another salon

But instead of going back to other place and buying the damn thing, she shows up at Kleinfeld Bridal to act like a complete thundercunt.

Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss (TLC, 9:30 pm) Lindsey travels from St. Louis to find a gown; Jessica lost weight and is ready to flaunt her new figure; Jennifer decides her dress needs work.

Same crazy, wider asses.

Fashion Police (E!, 10:30 pm) Fashion’s best of the year mixed with the worst of the year, including a funeral for the worst trends of the year.

Bitch stole my look!

Chelsea Lately (E!, 11 pm) TV Personality Duane “Dog” Chapman and his wife Beth

Guess the “bounty hunter” thing didn’t work out. It was probably the hair.

By day, I'm an editor. That means I get a cruel thrill out of identifying the parts of other people's creative projects that suck, and alerting those people to said suckage. Sometimes, I get paid for it. I've been known to lose my appetite after seeing how a Thai menu has folded, spindled, and mutilated the Queen's English. Imagine what TV does to me! I guess that's why I wanted to be a recapper at TVgasm. My friends have heard all of my rants, and they are sick of them. TVgasm is a whole new captive audience! So, let's make a compact, you and I: you agree to read my recaps and take what amusement you can from them, and I agree to put into the print the outrageous observations about the show that you thought, but were too PC to say. Let's share our joyous rage after wasting another perfectly good hour in front of the television.

Oh, and I still believe that Magnum, P.I. was the greatest show on television. Although I have not seen Thomas Magnum fishtail that Ferrari in the opening credits since I was 14. If Magnum, P.I. actually sucked, keep your damn squeal hole shut and don't ruin it for me, OK?

5 Comments

  1. 1
    shantigal
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 7:31 am

    Rochelle Rochelle!

  2. 2
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 7:40 am

    On that note… I am goint to a Festivus party tonight and shall bring this up when I air my list of grievances. Seinfeld is not quoted nearly enough anymore!

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 7:40 am

    *Also that the Gasm needs and EDIT BUTTON!

  4. 4
    MissZag
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 8:36 am

    I have also wondered why on earth wrestling is on SyFy…..

  5. 5
    lindaw205
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 10:31 am

    Has anyone ever seen Say Yes to the Dress Beverly Hills? THAT show should be on SyFy because those are some scary looking people!

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