Tonight’s Top 10 TV Shows, Friday, Jan. 6

Watercooler

By NotWithoutMyTV | Friday, January 6, 2012 | 10:40 am | 4 Comments
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Friday, Jan. 6

E! News! (E!, 7 pm) A team of reporters cover television, film and music, as well as the celebrity party scene.

Is Jessica Biel pregnant? Is Justin Timberlake the father? Aren’t Ryan Seacrest’s teeth shiny tonight?

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC, 8 pm) Ty and the team head to Iowa to help a widow — left legally blind after having a brain aneurysm — and her six children.

Use mismatched floor tiles, Ty. She’ll never know.

NASCAR Hall of Fame Biography (Speed, 8 pm) Darrell Waltrip was a three-time cup champion and had 84 victories and 59 poles.

And he could make a left turn like you wouldn’t believe.

 Given your symptoms, I’d say…

A Gifted Man (CBS, 8 pm) While working at the clinic during a blizzard, Michael starts exhibiting signs of a severe condition that needs immediate surgery.

It’s that darn twin he absorbed in the womb, popping out of his head. Again.

Chuck (NBC 8 pm) Jeff and Lester suspect something strange is going on at the Buy More.

And it isn’t the bait-and-switch they run on air conditioner prices.

Leprechaun 5: In the Hood (BET, 8 pm) An evil leprechaun and a powerful producer pursue three rap artists who stole a magic flute.

This movie gets better every time I see it.

What are we going to do today, Brain?

Need to Know (PBS, 8:30 pm) The New Hampshire presidential primary.

There’s only two stories coming out of New Hampshire: the primary race, and rabid varmints. It takes two crack PBS journalists to tell the difference.

Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (TLC, 9:30 pm) One bride’s dad rules out anything but pure white; one bride is stuck between her city mom and country dad.

Both brides should have left their parents home.

Deadly Women (Investigation Discovery, 10 pm) Anger drives some women to kill.

Well, it’s better than them just stewing about it, and bringing it while you’re trying to go to sleep.

Confessions: Animal Hoarding (Animal Planet, 10 pm) A woman wants her 99 pets.

She has 100, but that Pekinese is just too much of a handful.

By day, I'm an editor. That means I get a cruel thrill out of identifying the parts of other people's creative projects that suck, and alerting those people to said suckage. Sometimes, I get paid for it. I've been known to lose my appetite after seeing how a Thai menu has folded, spindled, and mutilated the Queen's English. Imagine what TV does to me! I guess that's why I wanted to be a recapper at TVgasm. My friends have heard all of my rants, and they are sick of them. TVgasm is a whole new captive audience! So, let's make a compact, you and I: you agree to read my recaps and take what amusement you can from them, and I agree to put into the print the outrageous observations about the show that you thought, but were too PC to say. Let's share our joyous rage after wasting another perfectly good hour in front of the television.

Oh, and I still believe that Magnum, P.I. was the greatest show on television. Although I have not seen Thomas Magnum fishtail that Ferrari in the opening credits since I was 14. If Magnum, P.I. actually sucked, keep your damn squeal hole shut and don't ruin it for me, OK?

4 Comments

  1. 1
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted January 6, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    That’s a VERY strange photo. In the photo it looks like Romney wants to date McCain. I’m seeing love BUT I know those bitches hate each.

  2. 2
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted January 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    hate each OTHER.

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted January 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    It would be a marriage of convenience.

    And love/hate is easy for Romney, who has always been excellent at holding two mutually exclusive beliefs in his head at one time.

  4. 4
    BedHeadJen
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Mittens is laughing due to the 10,000 dollars he just won from Newt. He just knew that McCain’s cute T-Rex arms would in fact be long enough to reach the mic.

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