Tonight’s Top 10 TV Shows: Monday, March 12

Watercooler

By SuburBint | Monday, March 12, 2012 | 11:18 am | 3 Comments
Tagged:
Posted in: Tonight's Top 10 Shows, Watercooler

Monday, March 12

The Girl Scouts was founded 100 years ago today. 

The Bachelor (ABC 8pm) Finale: The two remaining women meet Ben’s family; after final dates with the bachelorettes, Ben makes his choice.

It’s gonna be Courtney. Or Lindzi. Probably Courtney, though. Unless it’s Lindzi. Just think, we get two whole hours of Ben doing exactly what I did right there!

The Voice (NBC 8pm) Music industry professionals Jewel, Lionel Richie, Alanis Morissette, Robin Thicke, Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds, Ne-Yo, Kelly Clarkson and Miranda Lambert help the judges choose which vocalists will advance in the competition.

I’m having deja vu… isn’t that exactly what the episode description said last week?

Why, yes. Yes it is.

House (Fox 8pm) Episode: The Confession

I just want to point out that rather than airing the episode that nobody got to watch two weeks ago due to the Daytona 500, they are airing a different re-run. That makes sense.

Alcatraz (Fox 9pm) Clarence Montgomery: After being unjustly sent to prison, a man returns and starts committing crimes.

This, however, is the Alcatraz episode that was pre-empted by the Daytona 500. WTF, Fox?

Bethenney Ever After (Bravo 9pm) Episode: Shrink Resistant

Give the people what they want: fewer marital problems, more cute baby!

Being Human (SyFy 9pm) Episode: When I Think About You I Shred Myself

Gives a whole new meaning to “Different strokes for different folks.”

The Bachelor: After the Final Rose (ABC 10pm) Ben talks about the choice he made and the final days in Switzerland; Ben and the woman he chose talk about their relationship and the future; bachelorette Ashley Hebert and her fiance discuss their wedding plans.

US Weekly claims that Ben isn’t even speaking to “the woman he chose” anymore, so hopefully this episode will be drama-filled. I’m hoping for something better (worse?) than when Jason dumped Melissa.

Smash (NBC 10pm) Episode: Chemistry — Ivy starts to have problems with her voice; Julia cannot seem to avoid Michael (Will Chase); Eileen and her new pal Ellis hang out at a downtown dive bar; Karen books a side job at a bar mitzvah.

And also, Mr. Not-Grace starts his own Mobile Meth Lab with the aid of a troubled yet mighty cute former student. (Yes, I miss Breaking Bad.)

The Love Broker (Bravo 10pm) Episode: Dana and Jesse: Getting Over an Ex and Insecurities in Dating

Is “the Love Broker” the person who handles scheduling and financial arrangements for “Ladies of Negotiable Affection?” ‘Cos “pimp” is easier to spell.

Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas (Oxygen 10pm) Episode: Sister Act

Sister Act 2 was vastly superior: discuss.

About

After giving birth to her fourth child, SuburBint carefully weighed the options and decided that recapping reality TV was probably a better choice in the long run than alcoholism. Liver function tests have yet to confirm the wisdom of this decision. Being an honest-to-goodness recapper is also a dream come true, as she has aspired to do this ever since discovering that such a thing existed way back in 2002.

Her favorite shows of all time include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, Community, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. She can also quote The Big Lebowski in its entirety, and will do so with little to no provocation.

 

3 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted March 12, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I cannot WAIT until Monkey Boy chooses Courtney on the Bachelor tonight. I’m actually going to stand near the door to see if I can hear all the grannies who watch this show and believe everything they see on it scream “FUUUUUUUUUUCK!” across the country.

    And then I want to see all the people commenting on the Internets about how if “Courtney wins they’ll never watch the show again!!! Do you hear me, Chris?!” (They always address Chris directly, because they think Smarmison reads everything on the Web. And that he would give a fart in a windstorm if he did.)

  2. 2
    SuburBint
    Posted March 12, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Bachelor watching grannies don’t say “fuck,” NWMTV. The cry arising from retirement homes across the nation will be “HORSE APPLES!”

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 12, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Oh. I thought they were shouting, or crying, whatev… “washables” in a kind of Indiana accent.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.