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Monday, March 12
The Bachelor (ABC 8pm) Finale: The two remaining women meet Ben’s family; after final dates with the bachelorettes, Ben makes his choice.
It’s gonna be Courtney. Or Lindzi. Probably Courtney, though. Unless it’s Lindzi. Just think, we get two whole hours of Ben doing exactly what I did right there!
The Voice (NBC 8pm) Music industry professionals Jewel, Lionel Richie, Alanis Morissette, Robin Thicke, Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds, Ne-Yo, Kelly Clarkson and Miranda Lambert help the judges choose which vocalists will advance in the competition.
I’m having deja vu… isn’t that exactly what the episode description said last week?
House (Fox 8pm) Episode: The Confession
I just want to point out that rather than airing the episode that nobody got to watch two weeks ago due to the Daytona 500, they are airing a different re-run. That makes sense.
Alcatraz (Fox 9pm) Clarence Montgomery: After being unjustly sent to prison, a man returns and starts committing crimes.
This, however, is the Alcatraz episode that was pre-empted by the Daytona 500. WTF, Fox?
Bethenney Ever After (Bravo 9pm) Episode: Shrink Resistant
Give the people what they want: fewer marital problems, more cute baby!
Being Human (SyFy 9pm) Episode: When I Think About You I Shred Myself
Gives a whole new meaning to “Different strokes for different folks.”
The Bachelor: After the Final Rose (ABC 10pm) Ben talks about the choice he made and the final days in Switzerland; Ben and the woman he chose talk about their relationship and the future; bachelorette Ashley Hebert and her fiance discuss their wedding plans.
US Weekly claims that Ben isn’t even speaking to “the woman he chose” anymore, so hopefully this episode will be drama-filled. I’m hoping for something better (worse?) than when Jason dumped Melissa.
Smash (NBC 10pm) Episode: Chemistry — Ivy starts to have problems with her voice; Julia cannot seem to avoid Michael (Will Chase); Eileen and her new pal Ellis hang out at a downtown dive bar; Karen books a side job at a bar mitzvah.
And also, Mr. Not-Grace starts his own Mobile Meth Lab with the aid of a troubled yet mighty cute former student. (Yes, I miss Breaking Bad.)
The Love Broker (Bravo 10pm) Episode: Dana and Jesse: Getting Over an Ex and Insecurities in Dating
Is “the Love Broker” the person who handles scheduling and financial arrangements for “Ladies of Negotiable Affection?” ‘Cos “pimp” is easier to spell.
Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas (Oxygen 10pm) Episode: Sister Act