Saturday , January 21st
MSNBC Special News Coverage (MSNBC, 8 pm) South Carolina Primary.
Newt Gingrich has said that “at times in my life, partially driven by how passionate I felt about this country, I worked far too hard and at times did things that were inappropriate.”
Gringrich’s patriotic passion might be too big for one country. What if he has an affair with Canada?
Over the Hedge (ABC, 8 pm) An opportunistic raccoon teaches fellow animals about the edible treasures that the new humans in the neighborhood conveniently leave outdoors. Animated.
First thing he better teach them about is cars.
Cops (Fox, 8:30 pm) A man threatens his wife and baby with a gun.
That’s irresponsible. A baby can’t possibly understand and appreciate the threat of firearm violence.
The Notebook (ABC Family, 8:30 pm) A man tells a story to a woman about two young people who become lovers in 1940s North Carolina. Based on a book by Nicholas Sparks.
Rachel McAdams is America’s Splenda-Flavored Sweetheart.
My Big Fat Redneck Vacation (CMTV, 9 pm) This reality series which follows members of the Clampet family, born and raised in the South, as they head north to embark on a fish-out-of-water journey, vacationing in the Hamptons.
Yer chinchilla got loose. It was fine eatin’.
Futbol (Galavision, 9 pm) Estados Unidos vs. Venezuela.
Bring your vuvuzela annoy the living shit out of everybody.
The Supersizers Go (Food Network, 10 PM) Comic Sue Perkins and food critic Giles Coren don period costumes and spend a week exploring the lifestyles and food of various periods in history.
It’s basically LARPing. With food.
Fox News Reporting (Fox, 10 pm) Fox News Reporting investigates the unfolding story of the Costa Concordia’s tragic voyage.
They’re calling the ship’s captain “The Chicken of the Sea.”
Shipping Wars (A&E, 11 pm) Marc navigates Pennsylvania traffic circles with a load of two military tanks
As opposed to a civilian tank?
Bleach (E!, 12 pm) Ichigo Kurosaki never asked for the ability to see ghosts — he was born with the gift. Ichigo becomes a Soul Reaper, dedicating his life to protecting the innocent and helping the tortured spirits themselves find peace.
It’s like Ghost Whisperer, only without Jennifer Love Hewitt’s raccoon-eye mascara.