Tonight’s Top 10 TV Shows, Thurs., Dec 15

Watercooler

By NotWithoutMyTV | Thursday, December 15, 2011 | 12:00 am | 7 Comments
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Thursday, Dec. 15th

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Seinfeld (TBS, 7 pm) Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez.

You bought Seinfeld on DVD? Why? It’s on TBS more often than Miley Cyrus smokes up!

Community (NBC 8 pm) Abed decides he and the group must rediscover the meaning of Christmas when he awakes in stop-motion animation; Britta and Jeff become concerned about Abed’s mental health.

It’s a repeat, but it really doesn’t matter because CANCELED.

The X Factor (Fox, 8 pm) The contestants face elimination.

And Nicole Scherzinger faces death at the hands of an enraged mob.

Rules of Engagement (CBS, 8:30 pm) A battle of wills ensues when Audrey won’t admit she hates an armchair that Jeff pretends to love.

Man and woman argue over a piece of furniture. There goes CBS with that revolutionary story telling again.

The Year with Katie Couric (ABC, 9 pm) Celebrities, newsmakers and special guests reflect on the events of 2011.

“Ha ha! Hey, Katie, remember when you totally fucked up the CBS Evening News? Ha ha, ho ho! Good times!”

Impact Wrestling (Spike, 9 pm) Sting addresses Bobby Roode and AJ Styles about the World Title.

I wonder what the policy wonks will say about Sting’s address. 

How It’s Made (Science, 9 pm) Cufflinks; blueberry turnovers; dashboards; pottery.

Blueberry turnovers? Here’s how I make my version–open box, remove from foil bag, warm in toaster (or not), stuff in mouth, chew (or not), swallow.

The Mentalist (CBS, 10 pm) When Jane is attacked during the search for a firefighter’s killer, he loses his memory and reverts to his former con man identity.

I don’t think that’s how amnesia works. But the Moist Patrol watches this for Simon Baker, not accurate neurology.

Friday Night Lights (ESPN Classic, 11 pm) J.D.’s skills are put to the test at Friday night’s rival game; Landry thinks he is over Tyra when he meets Devin, who seems to be the perfect girl.

… until she confesses a terrible secret: she’s the daughter of a demon father and a vampire mother.

Chelsea Lately (E!, 11 pm) Comic John Caparulo; comic Sarah Colonna; comic Bill Bellamy.

Is Chelsea Handler really that funny, or is it just that her guest comics are about as funny as your meemaw’s last heart attack?

By day, I'm an editor. That means I get a cruel thrill out of identifying the parts of other people's creative projects that suck, and alerting those people to said suckage. Sometimes, I get paid for it. I've been known to lose my appetite after seeing how a Thai menu has folded, spindled, and mutilated the Queen's English. Imagine what TV does to me! I guess that's why I wanted to be a recapper at TVgasm. My friends have heard all of my rants, and they are sick of them. TVgasm is a whole new captive audience! So, let's make a compact, you and I: you agree to read my recaps and take what amusement you can from them, and I agree to put into the print the outrageous observations about the show that you thought, but were too PC to say. Let's share our joyous rage after wasting another perfectly good hour in front of the television.

Oh, and I still believe that Magnum, P.I. was the greatest show on television. Although I have not seen Thomas Magnum fishtail that Ferrari in the opening credits since I was 14. If Magnum, P.I. actually sucked, keep your damn squeal hole shut and don't ruin it for me, OK?

7 Comments

  1. 1
    mnkid
    Posted December 15, 2011 at 6:33 am

    “The Moist Patrol?” lololol

  2. 2
    Faye
    Posted December 15, 2011 at 7:23 am

    I am a member of The Moist Patrol, CT RW/RR Challenges addition

    And I own Seinfeld on DVD. I have a feeling NWMTV would not want to be my friend :(

  3. 3
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted December 15, 2011 at 7:39 am

    Not at all, Faye. I still watch it myself. And the same Kramer skit that I’ve seen 20 times still cracks me up. I just think it’s funny they sell DVDs for something that airs so often for free.

  4. 4
    Faye
    Posted December 15, 2011 at 7:46 am

    @notwithoutmytv – So true but I justify it by saying I get extra stuff with the the DVD. The animation, stand-up routines and the episode commentary and trivia are worth the price of the DVDs. And I sorta kinda really hate TBS for no apparant reason

  5. 5
    Fan-Ann
    Posted December 15, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    A couple of Christmases ago my sons entertained my father with the story of Festivus, complete with the Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strengths. The only problem was that he later told friends and other family members about the aluminum pole etc, while explaining to them that was how Kwanzaa was celebrated. We finally got it straight, but I’m pretty sure that some of his friends are still confused on the issue.

  6. 6
    lindaw205
    Posted December 15, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    You know, Festivus sounds like a lot more fun than a traditional Christmas family gathering. At least the ones at my house.

  7. 7
    Detinha
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 1:41 am

    I have to ask the same about Chelsea..I read somewhere that she’ll be in a sitcom as well!

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