Tonight’s Top 10 TV Shows, Tues., Dec. 20th

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By NotWithoutMyTV | Tuesday, December 20, 2011 | 12:00 am | 0 Comments
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Tuesday, Dec. 20

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Ron White’s Celebrity Salute to the Troops (CMT, 7:45 pm) The comic salutes our servicemen and women.

You gotta admire a man who can drink bourbon, take a drag on a Marlboro, and deliver a punchline all at the same time.

Rock Stars (National Geographic Channel, 8 pm) “Rock Stars” follows a tight-knit company of rock technicians as they trek all over North America to prevent treacherous rock slides, all while putting their own lives in danger.

I don’t hear a single.

Raising Sextuplets (WE, 8 pm) Settling in with no income yet and a lot of bills becomes stressful; Jenny and Brian’s marriage counselor tries to help restore peace.

However, his advice to “put four of the little angels up for adoption” falls on deaf ears.

Hardcore Pawn Stars (TruTV, 9 pm) Detroit pawnbroker Les Gold’s family business includes his son Seth, and daughter Ashley.

Whachoo mean, this Atari 2600 ain’t worth 15 hunnert dollas??

Dirty Jobs (Discovery, 9 pm) Mike Rowe travels to a remote area near Moab, Utah to try his hand at being a paleontologist.

I still respect you, Mike. Even though you whored yourself out to Ford.

Larry the Cable Guy’s Star-Studded Christmas Extravaganza (CMT, 9:20 pm) The comic salutes our servicemen and women.

You gotta admire a man who…um. Yeah.

My Babysitter’s a Vampire (Disney XD, 9 pm) Benny tries to impress a girl at school.

Psst, Benny! Your babysitter is a hot vampire. Forget about the girls at school.

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Body of Proof (ABC, 10 pm) The investigation into a fatal car crash reveals the seedy underbelly of a perfect-looking neighborhood.

No, Dana Delaney! You escaped from Wysteria Lane! Don’t look back!

Teen Mom 2 (MTV, 10 pm) Chelsea, Jenelle, Kailyn and Leah are seen trying to come to grips with the myriad of responsibilities that caring for a child brings.

They mean we’ll see Jenelle unless she’s in jail, lost custody of her kid, or is busy burying Barbara’s body in the backyard.

Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood (OXYGEN, 10 pm) Tori lies on the TODAY Show in order to hide her pregnancy.

Luckily, Hoda and Kathie Lee were already too smashed to realize Tori had poured her drink into a plant.

By day, I'm an editor. That means I get a cruel thrill out of identifying the parts of other people's creative projects that suck, and alerting those people to said suckage. Sometimes, I get paid for it. I've been known to lose my appetite after seeing how a Thai menu has folded, spindled, and mutilated the Queen's English. Imagine what TV does to me! I guess that's why I wanted to be a recapper at TVgasm. My friends have heard all of my rants, and they are sick of them. TVgasm is a whole new captive audience! So, let's make a compact, you and I: you agree to read my recaps and take what amusement you can from them, and I agree to put into the print the outrageous observations about the show that you thought, but were too PC to say. Let's share our joyous rage after wasting another perfectly good hour in front of the television.

Oh, and I still believe that Magnum, P.I. was the greatest show on television. Although I have not seen Thomas Magnum fishtail that Ferrari in the opening credits since I was 14. If Magnum, P.I. actually sucked, keep your damn squeal hole shut and don't ruin it for me, OK?

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