Tonight’s Top 10 TV Shows, Tues., Jan. 3rd

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By NotWithoutMyTV | Tuesday, January 3, 2012 | 12:02 am | 0 Comments
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Tuesday, Jan. 2

Celebrity Wife Swap (ABC, 9 pm) Gayle Haggard, wife of former TV evangelist Ted Haggard, trades lives with Steffanie Sampson, who is engaged to actor Gary Busey and rejects organized religion.

After experiencing Gary Busey lovin’, Gayle refuses to swap back.

Rooint!

Work It (ABC, 8:30 pm) When unemployed best friends Lee and Angel land sales jobs by dressing up as women, they realize they have a lot to learn if they’re going to keep up the ruse.

Well, now Bosom Buddies is rooint.

Last Man Standing (ABC, 8 pm) A visit from a rising star on the professional fishing circuit leaves Vanessa wondering if Mike feels tied down.

Vanessa, you fool! Never let a rising star on the professional fishing circuit visit your husband!

Frontline (PBS, 10 pm) Support for the Taliban by the Pakistani military and its Inter-Services Intelligence.

Bin Laden?! Here? Nuh uh! We’d have to be crazy!

Jane By Design (ABC Family, 9 pm) A high-school student lands a job at a chic fashion house and assists a demanding executive.

This sucked big, sweaty donkey balls when it was called Ugly Betty.

Teen Mom 2 (MTV, 10 pm) Kailyn is alone for the holidays; Jenelle regrets filing charges; Leah wants to make the holidays special for the twins; Chelsea and Adam make up.

A.K.A., The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Jenelle and Chelsea.

Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood (Oxygen, 10 pm) Tori announces her pregnancy on Twitter; apologizing to Kathie Lee for lying on the TODAY show.

Kathie Lee: “Oh. Don feel bad. Ever(hic)body liesh when ‘er knocked up. (hic) Hodah dun it couple three, four times! Amiright, (hic) Hodah??”

Texas Multi Mommas (We, 10 pm) Texas women with big personalities, staunch opinions, and wild lives are each raising multiple babies.

Everything is big in Texas: personalities, opinions, birth canals.

You’re going down, bitch!

Extreme Couponing All-Stars (TLC, 10:30 pm) Connecticut’s Couponator faces Sister-Save-Alot of Chicago.

It’s the Penultimate Piggy-Wiggly Punchout!

Fraiser (Hallmark, 9:30 pm) Frasier hires a matchmaker (Laura Linney) to resuscitate his love life, then demands a refund after a string of bad dates.

The matchmaker claims she can’t help it if the dates had already seen The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

By day, I'm an editor. That means I get a cruel thrill out of identifying the parts of other people's creative projects that suck, and alerting those people to said suckage. Sometimes, I get paid for it. I've been known to lose my appetite after seeing how a Thai menu has folded, spindled, and mutilated the Queen's English. Imagine what TV does to me! I guess that's why I wanted to be a recapper at TVgasm. My friends have heard all of my rants, and they are sick of them. TVgasm is a whole new captive audience! So, let's make a compact, you and I: you agree to read my recaps and take what amusement you can from them, and I agree to put into the print the outrageous observations about the show that you thought, but were too PC to say. Let's share our joyous rage after wasting another perfectly good hour in front of the television.

Oh, and I still believe that Magnum, P.I. was the greatest show on television. Although I have not seen Thomas Magnum fishtail that Ferrari in the opening credits since I was 14. If Magnum, P.I. actually sucked, keep your damn squeal hole shut and don't ruin it for me, OK?

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