Tuesday, Dec 13th
Glee (Fox, 8 pm) The glee club members face a difficult decision when they are asked to perform in two different places at the same time.
I bet they solve the dilemma with a mélange of song, dance, and gay teen sex.
Last Man Standing (ABC, 8 pm) Mandy offers to start an Internet campaign to keep Ed’s favorite barber shop open.
Wackiness ensues when visitors are misdirected to a Slovakian porn site.
Christmas with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir (PBS, 8 pm) The Mormon Tabernacle Choir’s holiday program combines dancing, musical performances and storytelling. With David Archuleta.
Under orders from his dad, David delayed undergoing puberty until after this special was taped.
William and Kate: Inside the Royal Marriage (NBC, 8 pm) Interviews with friends, family and royal insiders help reveal what has been happening in the first six months of the couple’s marriage.
At least they didn’t call this Deep Inside Kate Middleton.
24 Hours in the ER (BBC America, 9 pm) A terminal bladder cancer patient’s condition worsens; a man suffers a cardiac arrest.
Terminal bladder cancer. Cardiac arrest. Sounds like a hoot.
Real Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo, 9pm) Phaedra represents Sheree in court against her ex husband; Kim and Kroy bring baby KJ home; gossip spreads on Kandi’s talk show.
Phaedra misses Sheree’s court date because she has to officiate at a pet funeral, Sweetie gets caught selling KJ’s umbilical cord to a stem cell lab, and Kandi’s loose lips sink NeNe’s battleship.
Raising Hope (Fox, 9:30 pm) While watching a movie with the family, Jimmy enters a dreamlike state and sees what life would have been like if he had never met Hope’s mother.
You, sir, are no Jimmy Stewart.
Storage Wars: Texas (A&E, 10 pm) A unit with a mystical treasure awaits the hunters in Irving.
Oh. My. God. We found Elvis’s +5 Belt Buckle of Pelvis Thrusting!
Unforgettable (CBS, 10 pm) Enigmatic former detective Carrie Wells has a rare condition that won’t let her forget anything, which complicates things when she is brought in to consult on a case for a team led by her ex-boyfriend, Detective Al Burns.
When Carrie isn’t starting a fight about shit that happened in 1992, she and Al solve crimes.
The Colbert Report (Comedy Central, 11:30 pm) Political satirist Stephen Colbert takes on cable-news pundits in this show, which centers around his essential rightness about the issues of the day.
Whew. If it wasn’t for this show, I might have exercised my right to vote.