Tonight’s Top 10 TV Shows: Tuesday, Jan. 10th

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Tuesday, Jan. 10

Oh great. Now they have to go to the bathroom.

Texas Multi Mamas (WE, 8 pm) Casey takes her quads on a road trip.

Remember your helmet!

Work It (ABC, 8:30 pm) When the guys make their first attempts at sales, they are surprised to discover that Lee’s experience is no competition for Angel’s flirting.

Although Lee’s heard the phrase “sex sells”,  he’s never internalized it.

Storage Wars (A&E, 8:30 pm) The buyers battle in Rancho Cucamonga, California.

If I lived in Cucamonga, I’d never stop giggling.

Celebrity Wife Swap (ABC, 9 pm) Hip-hop legend Flavor Flav’s longtime fiancee, Liz, trades places with Suzette, the wife of Twisted Sister front-man Dee Snider

Would you like to come upstairs and see my collection of over-sized clock necklaces?

Dirty Jobs (Discovery, 9 pm) Mike learns some of the tricks of the haircutting trade.

Like telling Mrs. Snodgrass that Timmy has lice.

I’m doing this… for the… children!!

Dance Moms (Lifetime, 9 pm) Abby holds an open audition for her dance group; Holly’s career schedule forces her to miss Nia’s rehearsals and competitions; Abby must come to terms with Chloe’s growing success.

Abby underestimates her new dance-school plaything, with fatal consequences.

Parenthood (ABC, 10 pm) Crosby is upset when the newspaper’s article on the Luncheonette becomes about Adam.

The first thing all new principals should do is shut down the school newspaper. School newspapers = dramaz.

Tabitha Takes Over (Bravo 10 pm Tabitha Coffey expands her horizons and helps more types of failing businesses, not just salons, turn their fortunes around.

You can take the scary blonde Nazi bitch out of the salon…

24 Hour Catwalk (Lifetime, 10 pm) The designers must create look for a contemporary soccer mom using an oversized football jersey.

How dare you call my creation a shrug. It is a shrug, but it’s so much more!

Teen Mom 2 (MTV, 10 pm) Jo is not around for Issac.

And another dead-beat dad tests his wings.

By day, I'm an editor. That means I get a cruel thrill out of identifying the parts of other people's creative projects that suck, and alerting those people to said suckage. Sometimes, I get paid for it. I've been known to lose my appetite after seeing how a Thai menu has folded, spindled, and mutilated the Queen's English. Imagine what TV does to me! I guess that's why I wanted to be a recapper at TVgasm. My friends have heard all of my rants, and they are sick of them. TVgasm is a whole new captive audience! So, let's make a compact, you and I: you agree to read my recaps and take what amusement you can from them, and I agree to put into the print the outrageous observations about the show that you thought, but were too PC to say. Let's share our joyous rage after wasting another perfectly good hour in front of the television.

Oh, and I still believe that Magnum, P.I. was the greatest show on television. Although I have not seen Thomas Magnum fishtail that Ferrari in the opening credits since I was 14. If Magnum, P.I. actually sucked, keep your damn squeal hole shut and don't ruin it for me, OK?

2 Comments

  1. 1
    itchy
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 2:36 am

    Issac? Did someone really spell their kid’s name Issac?

  2. 2
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 4:08 am

    LOL Itchy… I didn’t get your comment at first. I was thinking, “What’s wrong with Isaac?” Then I noticed it was Issac. But here is what is really disturbing. It is so popular that it has its own page.
    http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Issac

    Can people not fucking spell anymore?!?!?!?!

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