Tonight’s Top 10 TV Shows, Wed., Dec. 21st

Wednesday, Dec 21

Erin Burnett Out Front (CNN, 7 pm) The former CNBC anchor heads her own hour-long general news program.

I totally watch this for the news.

A Home for the Holidays with Martina McBride (CBS 8 pm) Celebrities present inspirational stories of adoption; musical performers include Justin Bieber, Mary J. Blige, Gavin DeGraw

Oprah and Gayle King talk about their long struggle to adopt Justin Bieber.

Who’s Still Standing (NBC, 8 pm) A bartender competes against 10 opponents in a trivia battle for $1 million.

It’s on all week. Oh, the joy.

The X Factor (Fox, 8 pm) The remaining finalists perform.

I firmly believe that if Mariah Carey had become a dog walker, neither this American Idol or the other show of the same name would exist. Paula would SO be homeless.

GaGa by Gaultier (CW, 9 pm) Musician Lady Gaga visits fashion designer Jean Paul Gaultier at his Paris atelier to talk about her life and career.

And he gives her a hat made out of Chihuahua tails.

Work of Art: The Next Great Artist (Bravo, 9 pm) The finalists present their collections at Phillips de Pury to see who will be the winner.

I don’t have the heart to tell these people that art is never worth anything until after the artist is dead.

Top Chef: Texas (Bravo, 10 pm) Viewers twitter to direct the chefs in their dishes.

NWMTV tweets: Make something with Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans!

American Horror Story (Fox, 10 pm) Constance schemes to raise Tate’s baby as her own.

It’s not like you can’t tell if a house is haunted. And yet, people keep movin’ into ‘em anyway…

How Evil Are You? (Green Planet, 10 pm) Film director Eli Roth conducts a series of experiments into what causes people to perform evil acts.

Roth’s Evilosity Scale goes from “Poppa Smurf” to “Dick Cheney”.

Toddlers and Tiaras (TLC, 10 pm) SamiJo, Alexes and Annabella pull out all the stops in their American Wear.

In 20 years, you’ll see every one of these pageant girls acting like psycho bitches from hell on Say Yes to the Dress.