Wednesday, Dec. 28th
Dr. Phil (Own, 8 pm) A woman leaves her husband for another man and now lives in a tent; a woman learns her husband was living a secret life for almost a year.
For the last 12 months, he was known at the TGI Friday’s as “Eduardo.”
Modern Family (ABC, 9 pm) Jay’s relationship with the dog irritates Gloria; Phil and Luke try to master the tightrope; Cameron starts a juice fast.
Maybe if Gloria was more obedient, her relationship with Jay would be better.
Criminal Minds (CBS, 9 pm) The team investigates when bodies are found buried beneath the ocean floor off Florida; Morgan is rattled when his aunt thinks her missing daughter is one of the victims.
Is your daughter a Costa Rican drug runner? Probably not one of the victims, then.
Guy Code (MTV 2, 9:30 pm) A bevy of pop-culture entertainers, comics, athletes and even specialized experts discuss the rules for any and every situation in life.
If a guy says “you’re hawt”, he wants to sleep with you; if a guy says “I’m hungry”, it means he wants to eat; if a guy says “Leave me alone,” it means he wants to be left alone.
Law & Order, SVU (NBC, 10 pm) The detectives are called to investigate when a hotel maid reports being assaulted by a powerful Italian diplomat.
The people and scenarios depicted in this program are entirely fictitious, and any resemblance to real Italian diplomats who assaulted hotel maids and then fled the country are entirely coincidental.
Brad Meltzer’s Decoded (History, 10 pm) The team travels to Rome to investigate the mysterious death of Pope John Paul the First.
And are stymied by a shadowy cabal of evil monks hell-bent on keeping a deadly secret.
True Life (MTV, 10 pm) Documentary series provides viewers with a first-person perspective on unseen parts of society and its subcultures, including everything from politics to pornography and cheerleading.
First cheerleading became a “sport”, and now it’s a “subculture”? Slow your roll, cheerleading.
Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC, 10 pm) Three girls and their coach moms from Perfection Studios face off.
This will be excellent practice for the future, when the only jobs they’re qualified for are prostitution and being Hooter’s Girls.
Hasta Que el Dinero Nos Separe (Univision, 12 am) Tras un accidente automovilístico con una ejecutiva de una empresa, Rafael tiene que trabajar en la empresa de ella para pagar la deuda enorme.
Loosely translates as “Girl in a tight top speaks rapid-fire Spanish while subliminal messages encourage you to buy more diced tomatos.”