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Wednesday, Jan. 4
Deep well of undirected anger.
Hardball with Chris Matthews (MSNBC, 5 pm) Political analyst Chris Matthews talks about a wide range of issues and asks hard questions of politicians, pundits and other guests.
Chris, ask Congress the question we all want answered: “WHAT THE @#!%! DO YOU FUCKWAFFLES THINK YOU’RE DOING??”
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (CineMax, 6:10 pm) Allan Quatermain, Capt. Nemo, Dorian Gray, Dr. Jekyll, Tom Sawyer and others unite to stop a mad bomber.
A movie so unbelievably bad, even Sean Connery couldn’t save it.
Nova (PBS, 9 pm) Scientists attempt to determine when volcanic eruptions might occur and how dangerous they may be.
Answers: When? Never at a good time. How dangerous? Pretty damn dangerous, with the molten rock and pyroclastic flow and all…
Sons of Guns (Discovery, 10 pm) A night-stalking automatic rifle with a silencer will be used to take down rampaging wild hogs.
What the crew doesn’t know is that PETA gave the hogs night-vision goggles and body armor.
Bessie, I told you. Not until you’re 16!
Not My Momma’s Meals (Cooking Channel, 9:30 pm) The family takes to the road for an excellent artisans adventure through Tuscany; Debi tries to milk a cow.
Tuscany + cow teats = Hilarity.
Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman (Science Chennel, 9 pm) Research suggests that thoughts can fly across space making a sixth sense entirely possible.
Morgan Freeman looks like his hair has been flying across space.
The Rosie Show (ABC, 10 pm) Rosie surprises an audience member with a job offer.
Senior bunion filer. Mazel!
Revenge (ABC, 10 pm) An unstable visitor crashes Daniel’s intimate birthday celebration.
But she brought massage oil, so it turned out OK.
The Wendy Williams Show (BET, 12 am) Hot topics; designer Isaac Mizrahi; chef Roblé Ali.
Wendy Williams is a female impersonator, right?
The Colbert Report (Comedy Central, 11:30 pm) Sen. Bernie Sanders.
Please don’t panic. Bernie Sanders is a Socialist.