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On this day in 1964 – “Jeopardy” debuted on NBC-TV. All these years later, and the only thing that’s changed is the amount of allowed time in the spray tanning booth.
Grimm (NBC 9PM) Nick and Monroe investigate when a shop owner becomes the victim of a grisly murder.
I have my fingers crossed that Sleeping Beauty did it. It wouldn’t be great for her reputation, but at least the lazy skank would have to get out of bed.
Fringe (FOX 9PM) The team investigates a case that Peter recognizes from his world.
Supernatural (CW 9PM) Sam and Dean battle a Japanese creature that can be seen only by drunken people.
Who Do You Think You Are? (NBC 8PM): Rita Wilson.
The listings already answered their own question. She’s Rita Fucking Wilson. This takes an hour? Stop wasting my time, NBC!
North Woods Law (Animal Planet 9PM) The wardens suspect possible foul play in the shooting of a turkey hunter; a team of wardens sets up a stakeout.
Run, Mr. Butterball! Ruuuuuun!
Piers Morgan Tonight (CNN 9 PM) When I clicked on the description, South Park popped up. Nice to know the listings take this buffoon about as seriously as the rest of us do.
You wish, sucka!
Spartacus: Vengeance (STARZ, 10PM) Spartacus tries to restore hope.
By getting naked. And….hope’s alive! Go, boy!
Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (TLC 9PM) One bride’s mother tries to share the runway with her.
That’s why you should never invite your mom to your wedding. I’ll start watching this show when the spinoff, “Don’t Marry That Psycho Cow”, starts airing right after.
Fashion Police (E! 10PM) Joan Rivers judges fashion.
While wearing sparkles, feather boas, and an old rubber Nixon mask soldered to her face.
Abismo de Pasión (UNI 9 PM) Una historia de amor y pasión que se desarrolla en un pueblo tradicional del ardiente trópico.
I have no idea what that means, but I think I’m watching it. It won’t have Rita Wilson, murders, or turkey justice.