Trailer: The Real Housewives of Miami

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By Nads | Wednesday, July 25, 2012 | 2:20 pm | 15 Comments
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Bravo just released the supertrailer for The Real Housewives of Miami. It looks like some of the women are back, while some are gone…

I’m glad Bravo gave this show another chance. The first season didn’t have a fair chance because it wasn’t shot as a Housewives. By the looks of the trailer it looks super dramatic. I’m glad mamma Elsa is back–if you ask me I think Bravo renewed the series because of her.

Here’s the  supertrailer:

This looks dramatic, as it should be because it’s produced by Matt Anderson and Nate Green (who do Jersey, Atlanta, and used to do NYC). And Lea Black looks like she had some major work done, doesn’t she??

Here’s the cast (from the press release):

Lea Black: This Texas native leaves an indelible mark on Miami being a dedicated mom, devoted wife, committed philanthropist and savvy business-woman. Married to Roy Black, one of the top criminal defense attorneys in the country, Lea is founder of the Annual Blacks Gala, which she turned into one of Miami’s landmark social events and also an opportunity to raise millions of dollars over the past fifteen years for her Consequences Charity. 

Adriana De Moura: Best known as the Brazilian Bombshell of the Miami art scene. Before settling on Miami’s exclusive Hibiscus Island, Adriana studied art & culture in Florence and at Paris’ Sorbonne Institute. Between discovering new artists and hitting the boutiques on South Beach, Adriana concentrates her time on her 12 year-old son, Alex, who like his mother, is a burgeoning concert pianist.  

Lisa Hochstein: A self-proclaimed “professional housewife,” Lisa Hochstein is married to legendary Miami plastic surgeon Dr. Lenny Hochstein, who is known as the “Boob God” of Miami. Married in 2009 at their gorgeous Sunset Island mansion, Lisa and Lenny have been leaving their mark on the Miami social scene ever since. This 29 year-old beauty made three appearances in Playboy magazine and can often be found shopping, lounging and hanging out with her maid and best friend Daisy. 

 Joanna Krupa: Born in Warsaw, Poland and raised in Chicago, Joanna Krupa is a model and actress who splits her time between Miami and Los Angeles. She has appeared on magazine covers including FHM, Shape and Playboy. This versatile beauty has guest starred in various television series including “Las Vegas,” “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” and has been hosting and judging Poland’s “Next Top Model” since 2010. She also competed on “Dancing with the Stars” in 2009 with one-time champion Derek Hough. A huge supporter of the animal rights group PETA, Joanna has starred in several ads for the group. She has been engaged to Romain Zago, owner of Miami’s Mynt night club for five years. 

Marysol Patton: A life-long Miami native, Marysol Patton is best known for her work as a publicist and owner of The Patton Group, one of Miami’s prominent PR and event planning groups. From celebrity-filled red carpets to premiere events for top fashion companies and restaurants, Marysol and her team have their finger on the pulse of Miami nightlife. Always one for rubbing elbows with some of Miami’s most famous residents, Marysol is a fixture on the Miami social scene.  

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Nad…that was a real slap.
    I have seen wine being tossed in people’s face, table flips, weaves shifted, fingers pointed, but I would have to say this is the first slap I have ever witnessed in a Housewives franchise.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    Can not wait for this train wreck to leave the station.

  3. 3
    BelowSeaLevel BelowSeaLevel
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    Love Mama Elsa. Wow, that was quite a slap. Looking forward to this season.

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    Shit just got real.

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    Yessssssssss!

  6. 6
    Losangeles1993
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    I thought they cancelled Miami? Hasn’t this not aired in like two years?

  7. 7
    Katie
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 2:52 am

    I am sorry, I’m no beauty myself, but Mama Elsa creeps me the eff out.

  8. 8
    Dear Crabby
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 3:16 am

    I swear, I actually thought that was a picture of Heath Ledger as The Joker.

  9. 9
    featherhead
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 5:39 am

    Remember when Miss Andy thought it would be a good idea to have the reunion live???? BWHAHA- These bitches steamrolled him, the censor guy quit, and there was never in the history of Ho-wives another live reunion!!

  10. 10
    NikkiHughes
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 7:12 am

    OMG, I was about to comment about how great it is that the guys on this one are all in the fights and bitching like all the women, and then THE SLAP happened……my mouth literally went agape! I’m glad they’re back. I love Miami Beach and these women are so bitchy / fun to watch! Yay!

  11. 11
    cloudsinmycoffee
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 8:29 am

    Mama Elsa’s face is beginning to melt off!

  12. 12
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 11:57 am

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  13. 13
    labowner
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Gypsy I am going to assume you were wearing the appropriate sunglasses while typing that.

  14. 14
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    And she pulled them off after saying, “Looks like Miami…just got hotter.”

  15. 15
    realhousewivesfan
    Posted August 31, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    i believe they brought this show back because of Mama Elsa and Adriana’s flare in the reunion.
    They did the right choice in waiting 2 years so that people would forget, it’s basically a Re-Launch.
    Soo happy to NOT see Christy and interesting to see they’ll have drag ” Elaine Lancaster” on there.

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