See you guys? She’s just like us!
Daily Mail is reporting that Fergie had to go through the scanner at LAX. I’ll bet she did. Have you been to LAX? Then you’ve seen the other “completely randomly chosen” options the agents had.
Well, it’s good news. You’re not a terrorist. Sigh. I wish you were Fergie right now. You’re just so…NORMAL. UGHIHATEMYLIFEEEEE
Fergs was totally cool with it, but she had to take off “her many layers of scarves and other accessories” so she could step into the cancer box of death. I’ll bet waiting for Fergie to take off her crap was super fun for the other people in line. The girl jangles like dyke keys on a belt loop. I hear something in the hall. Oh it’s a poodle with a super obnoxious coller. Wait. It’s bigger. And it’s clomping really loudly. A horse decorated for a King’s dinner? The cans on the back of a “Just Married!” car? FERGIE! Girl I thought that might be you. How’d you get into my hoooooouse? I’m sorry you’ll have to take off your jewelry and show me your boobies before you can come in. That’s just how we do things now. It’s patriotic. When you’re done I’ve got spritzers!!!