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‘Tis the Season!!! Bad Girls Club is back for it’s 5th sassy, brassy, bitch-slapping season. Tune in tonight at 9pm on Oxygen, for the latest batch of self-proclaimed bad-ass bitches on the planet. This time around, the 7 new skank whores will terrorize Miami. (hmmmm…. I wonder if they are responsible for Snooki’s arrest?) Be prepared for the best girl fights on TV.
The series debut of 18 to Life begins at 9pm tonight. Sticking with their teen-friendly programming, the CW picked this half-hour sitcom up when ABC dropped it. Tom & Jesse, fresh out of high school, end up eloping after a game of “Truth or Dare”. Now they are living the high life on Jesse’s bar mitzvah money. Hilarity ensues. Hey, it’s new, it’s not a reality show & it’s a Canadian Broadcasting production. That’s enough to give it a shot.
The Rachel Zoe Project returns for it 3rd season tonight at 10pm, on BRAVO. There are sweeping changes and promotions for both Brad & Rodger. All this while trying to do a cover shoot with the most famous cougar of all, Demi Moore. I admit, I don’t have a clue on this one. I’ve never watched before. Should I?
Shaq Vs is back for another season of challenges. Tonight, on ABC at 9pm, the big man takes on NASCAR & more specifically, Dale Earnhardt Jr. They head to North Carolina to race around the famed Concord Speedway. Then Shaq heads off to Washington D.C. to square off against the current National Spelling Bee champion, Kavya Shivashankar. I’ll bet he can’t even spell the dude’s last name.
Yes…. another new series premiere. This one is a reality show, Scrappers, on SPIKE TV at 10pm. Three resident scrap metal crews are followed around their native Brooklyn, NY as they work to pay the bills. “If it’s scrap metal and there’s no feces on it, I’ll take it and sell it.” says Frank Fidilio who thought up the idea for the show. You can turn anything into a TV show these days.
One more & this is a biggie! It’s the 4th season premiere of 19 Kids & Counting on TLC at 9pm. Yes, those adorable breeders are back with another kid added to the brood. This time mom’s not knocked up but she’s got some bowel problems. I bet she’s stretched out her….oh, never mind, better to not go there…hahaha!
Okay…. that’s all the series premieres for one night but don’t forget, there are lots of other new shows on tonight, such as:
Shark Bite Beach (Discovery) 10pm.
WipeOut (ABC) 8pm.
Hells Kitchen & Master Chef (FOX) 8 & 9pm.
Breakthrough with Tony Robbins & America’s Got Talent (NBC) 8 & 9pm.
Cupcake Wars (FOOD) 9pm.
Hawthorne & Memphis Beat (TNT) 9 & 10pm.
White Collar & Covert Affairs (USA) 9 & 10pm.
Warehouse 13 (Syfy) 9pm.
What do you think? Any of these new shows look interesting to you? What’ll I watch….. hmmmm… I think I’ll catch up on some DVR’d shows.