TV Patrol: LOST?

Will the finale be a real “eye-opener”?

For those of you living in a cave, tonight is the series finale of ABC’s LOST. It starts at 7pm with The Final Journey, a 2hr. retrospect of the past 6 seasons. This is where the producers try to lead us down the path of understanding just what the hell we’ve been watching all these years. At 9pm, the final show will air & we will all sit back & go, “Ahhh… now I get it!” The one question I want answered is this: Why did the Dharma supplies keep dropping out of the air way after the Dharma dudes were wiped out & who was doing the dropping? Jimmy Kimmel Live will air a special “Aloha to LOST” at 12:05am. The producers & the cast will be Jimmy’s guests & sit around and bullshit about the final episode & all the years gone by.

The only other BIG competition tonight for ratings will be the season finale of Celebrity Apprentice at 9pm. Bret Michaels & Holly Robinson are the final two who are creating a new Snapple flavor for their last task. With Michaels recent near-death illness, it’s not sure if he will even be able to appear at the LIVE finale. Sources say he WILL be there, “come hell or high water”. I have a feeling alot of DVR’s are going to be busy tonight. Snapple has even been blatantly advertising Bret’s new diet flavor, “Tropa-Rocka Tea”. Does this mean he’s the winner?

CBS is airing Brooks & Dunn: The Last Rodeo, at 8pm. It’s a tribute to the country duo & their last concert together. Seems they’re going their separate ways. Lots of country stars will be on hand to say goodbye, even Reba.

Over at FOX, the season finales of all their cartoon shows air tonight. The Simpsons 21st finale, at 8pm, has Moe as an American Idol judge with the real judges lending their voices to the show. The Cleveland Show, at 8:30pm, has made it thru it’s 1st season. The Family Guy, at 9pm, has a one-hour, 9th season finale. Peter thinks he’s in “Star Wars”.

AMC’s Breaking Bad is all-new at 10pm. Walt & Jesse come to blows when the meth is contaminated & Walt finds out that Jesse’s skimming off the top of the meth boxes. If you really want something intense to watch on Sunday nights, this is “must see”.

For those of you who like fluffier television, tonight at 8pm, on the FoodNetwork, is Challenge. This week it’s making a Sex in the City: 2 cake & the winner gets $10,000.

Showtime’s The Tudors airs at 9pm. King Henry has taken his 6th & final wife while plotting war with France. This new Queen manages to outlive him.

TLC, the sideshow network, has a new show beginning tonight at 9pm. World’s Fattest Man is about 800# Paul Mason & his attempts to lose weight thru risky, life-threatening surgery.

So what will you be watching tonight? I plan on watching all of the above!